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Old 06-11-2013, 05:33 AM   #1
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TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your Primary Care Physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is…. "Embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape!
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Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

The fact that I will have an annual breast exam is proof enough Obana is running my healthcare.
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Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

Man I really hate that Big Government has gotten so out of hand that I can't even find this kind of stuff humorous anymore.

Obamacare is gonna F'up healthcare for so many decent people its just not funny.
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Obamacare is going to make me a rich man. LOL
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Obamacare is going to make me a rich man. LOL
Likely at the painful expense of many many others.
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Obamacare is going to make me a rich man. LOL
Really.
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Obamacare is gonna F'up healthcare for so many decent people its just not funny.
I don't consider Nancy Pelosi 'decent' people!
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I don't consider Nancy Pelosi 'decent' people!
The fine leaders of the establishment do not have to participate in their own legislative endeavors. They put in an out clause for them selves.
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Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

My son started dealing with this through his employer on the first of the year. They outlined his choices which were basically sh*t or sh*tt*er. None of the healthcare stuff will be put in place until next year, but boy, his employer sure took advantage of the legislation to cut/regulate his hours & outline how they'll keep more of his paycheck a full year ahead of time, .

This stuff only hurts the working man.
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Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

My employer sent us a questionnaire about what we were looking for in a health care program. After 50 years in business and a few hundred employees. Since I'm 60 years old and have ZERO health care insurance I'm having a hard finding something to cry about.
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