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foreverfan 04-18-2015 07:35 AM

How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
 
Mods... Please move immediately this to Sticky.:givemebeer:


Crusader 04-18-2015 01:44 PM

Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
 
That was great!

foreverfan 04-18-2015 02:08 PM

Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
 
Merchandise in Now Available! :D

foreverfan 04-18-2015 02:14 PM

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Ashley 05-03-2015 08:31 AM

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That my friends was great

skymike 05-07-2015 06:24 AM

Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
 
I could instruct on this now, after a year separated / divorced.

Its been a very bumpy road. I've almost died a couple nights.
Sometimes there's nothing good. There is no guarantee of anything, but
always the possibility of heartbreak, death, loss, injury, or even humiliation.

Its been the most fun year of my life.

saintfan 05-07-2015 12:30 PM

Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by skymike (Post 654671)
I could instruct on this now, after a year separated / divorced.

Its been a very bumpy road. I've almost died a couple nights.
Sometimes there's nothing good. There is no guarantee of anything, but
always the possibility of heartbreak, death, loss, injury, or even humiliation.

Its been the most fun year of my life.

I feel you bro. And dealing with people who love conflict in a system (family court) that rewards conflict....yeah...

I'm two years out and it's still not over. But I've got 50 50 custody 40 grand later minus my house and motorcycle...the very thing I offered that nut on day one. I guess that makes me...the WINNER!

/sarcasm

foreverfan 05-07-2015 07:03 PM

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SkyMike is going for Liz Taylor's record. What is surprising is women still think he has money.

Elizabeth Taylor Marriages

1. Conrad "Nicky" Hilton: May 1950 - Feb. 1951
The first of her many marriages was at just 18 to the heir to the Hilton hotel empire. Conrad Hilton (the great-uncle of Paris Hilton)

2. Michael Wilding: February 1952 - January 1957
Lasting a full five years, marriage number two -- to a British actor -- was substantially more successful than Taylor's first. The marriage was also Wilding's second.

3. Michael Todd: February 1957 - March 1958
Taylor was already pregnant with Todd's daughter, Liza, when they married. The flamboyant producer had wooed Taylor with lavish gifts and grand gestures.

4. Eddie Fisher: May 1959 - March 1964
One of the world's most famous and successful singers in the 1950s -- selling millions of records and a host of his own TV show -- Fisher scandalously divorced his first wife, Debbie Reynolds, to marry Taylor.
Burton: The Tempestuous Love of Her Life

5. Richard Burton: March 1964 - June 1974
6. Richard Burton: Oct 1975 - Aug 1976

QBREES9 11-14-2015 06:28 PM

Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
 
That was great!!!!

skymike 05-10-2017 05:40 AM

Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
 
2 years later. Still funny.


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