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Old 05-08-2011, 09:32 PM   #1
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I need advice.

My wife's son comes home from the Marines for a week. He was with us at the game last fall that eliminated the Saints from the playoff. He's a lifetime Seahawks fan, you see, but his Mom is a rabid Saints fan. Well, maybe not... (read on)

He took it easy on me after the Saints' loss, because he knew the TRUTH.

Well, this morning I get up and my wife is on the couch with a cup of coffee...


She's wrapped in a Seahawks fleece throw!

Now, what I need to know is:

Do I just pack up my belongings and leave?
Do I torture her and take everything she's got WHEN I leave?
What do I do with the Marine for bringing FILTH into my home and ruining my marriage?

NOT FUNNY. MY LIFE IS SCARRED FOREVER.

Alaska

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Old 05-08-2011, 10:05 PM   #2
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that depends, is that her in your Avatar ???? LOL
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Old 05-08-2011, 10:36 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by AlaskaSaints View Post
My wife's son comes home from the Marines for a week. He was with us at the game last fall that eliminated the Saints from the playoff. He's a lifetime Seahawks fan, you see, but his Mom is a rabid Saints fan. Well, maybe not... (read on)

He took it easy on me after the Saints' loss, because he knew the TRUTH.

Well, this morning I get up and my wife is on the couch with a cup of coffee...


She's wrapped in a Seahawks fleece throw!

Now, what I need to know is:

Do I just pack up my belongings and leave?
Do I torture her and take everything she's got WHEN I leave?
What do I do with the Marine for bringing FILTH into my home and ruining my marriage?

NOT FUNNY. MY LIFE IS SCARRED FOREVER.

Alaska
Put the Saints Championship DVD in the BluRay and let it play all week.
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Old 05-08-2011, 10:36 PM   #4
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Good one, QBrees9. Good one.

But, NO.

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Punch her in the face Will Smith style.
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Old 05-08-2011, 11:04 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by AlaskaSaints View Post
My wife's son comes home from the Marines for a week. He was with us at the game last fall that eliminated the Saints from the playoff. He's a lifetime Seahawks fan, you see, but his Mom is a rabid Saints fan. Well, maybe not... (read on)

He took it easy on me after the Saints' loss, because he knew the TRUTH.

Well, this morning I get up and my wife is on the couch with a cup of coffee...


She's wrapped in a Seahawks fleece throw!

Now, what I need to know is:

Do I just pack up my belongings and leave?
Do I torture her and take everything she's got WHEN I leave?
What do I do with the Marine for bringing FILTH into my home and ruining my marriage?

NOT FUNNY. MY LIFE IS SCARRED FOREVER.

Alaska
See the Saints/ Falcons Direct TV ad from last year and follow the Vodoo instuctions step by step. Since a Seahawk is still a bird it should still work........ LOL.
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Old 05-08-2011, 11:09 PM   #7
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Good one, QBrees9. Good one.

But, NO.

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because if it was i'd say let it go LOL
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Old 05-09-2011, 06:21 AM   #8
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OK...here's what I want to know. You said, "my wife's son"...

It appears that he must be her son from another marriage...or did he piss you off so much when he became a Seahawk fan that you disowned him?
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Old 05-09-2011, 07:00 AM   #9
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Write the young one off as a potential victim of shell shock (there can be no other explanation for anyone to be a Seahawks fan). At any rate, anyone serving our country deserves a break. As for her, I would think wearing a Seahawk's fleece would be torture enough. Take everything, but that fleece and hit the road Jack. Do it quickly while there's still time. It's obvious she's on the verge of mental breakdown!
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Old 05-09-2011, 07:13 AM   #10
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Do a Ike Turner move slap the s#@t.
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