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SmashMouth · 06-04-2011, 03:40 PM

How many of the Saints players actually own cats? And who are they?

foreverfan · 06-04-2011, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

How many of the Saints players actually own cats? And who are they?

Actually the NFL banned players from owning cats because they were proven to be spys of Bill Belichick.

Cats have been forced underground and go by the name "Mike" to conceal their true idenity.

SmashMouth · 06-05-2011, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

Actually the NFL banned players from owning cats because they were proven to be spys of Bill Belichick.

Cats have been forced underground and go by the name "Mike" to conceal their true idenity.

Have they used waterboarding on these cats in order to extricate top secret information? If so , can you give us a few examples?

foreverfan · 06-05-2011, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

Have they used waterboarding on these cats in order to extricate top secret information? If so , can you give us a few examples?

The last one actually lost and spilled the beans and told everybody that Daz is still a virgin.

06-04-2011, 05:41 PM	#2
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by SmashMouth How many of the Saints players actually own cats? And who are they? Actually the NFL banned players from owning cats because they were proven to be spys of Bill Belichick. Cats have been forced underground and go by the name "Mike" to conceal their true idenity.

06-05-2011, 09:35 AM	#3
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,975 Blog Entries: 29	Originally Posted by foreverfan Actually the NFL banned players from owning cats because they were proven to be spys of Bill Belichick. Cats have been forced underground and go by the name "Mike" to conceal their true idenity. Have they used waterboarding on these cats in order to extricate top secret information? If so , can you give us a few examples?

06-05-2011, 02:05 PM	#4
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by SmashMouth Have they used waterboarding on these cats in order to extricate top secret information? If so , can you give us a few examples? The last one actually lost and spilled the beans and told everybody that Daz is still a virgin.
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SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,975 Blog Entries: 29	How many of the Saints players actually own cats? And who are they?