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Old 06-03-2011, 02:57 PM   #21
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Old 06-03-2011, 05:26 PM   #22
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OUCH! This poor guy. Not only does this look painful, but man, he aint gonna impress no girls with that. He should definitely quote his numbers in centimeters.
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Old 06-03-2011, 05:27 PM   #23
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What is the difference between a solstice and an equinox?

I get those two mixed up.
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Old 06-03-2011, 05:28 PM   #24
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Is it safe to feed my nearby farm cat small quantities of french vanilla cappucino (aka cattucino)?
Actually cats start very young and are very easily addicted to coffee.






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Old 06-03-2011, 05:30 PM   #25
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How many cats do you have?
Did you find your 54 Chevy yet?




Actually you may find this hard to believe but I only have one cat.

I did have 2 cats that died but each lived 14 years.
SmashMouth had a cat from one of my cat's litters.



Actually the whole cat thing started on SR.com. I posted a few as a joke 8 years ago and my (at the time) 10 year old daughter and her friend thought it was cute. They sent me a few more and I posted them. Then it seemed to take on a life of it's own. I received PM from SR members saying they loved them, but it drove the homophobes nuts.
Needless to say, it ended bad but it's their loss.

When I started posting them here, it also created a stir. I did receive quite a few PM telling me they love them, but other not so much. In any case, funny cat pics seem to always pop up when you least expect them.

People have asked me why I don't use dogs. Dogs are too good and are more cute than funny. Cats display every bad human emotion and can be both funny and cute.

So what kind of person is FF? SkyMike says "I perfectly normal".


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Old 06-03-2011, 05:33 PM   #26
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Whats the value of a Browning sweet 16?..
I'd say 20-30 depending on the judge.


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Old 06-03-2011, 05:37 PM   #27
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What is the difference between a solstice and an equinox?

I get those two mixed up.
Solstice makes your penis seem bigger.

Pontiac Solstice

Chevy Equinox

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Old 06-03-2011, 05:42 PM   #28
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OUCH! This poor guy. Not only does this look painful, but man, he aint gonna impress no girls with that. He should definitely quote his numbers in centimeters.

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How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

And what happens when you drive into a straight curve?
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Old 06-03-2011, 10:52 PM   #30
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