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Old 09-06-2017, 01:07 AM   #11
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Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.

I am the recipient of the equivalent of the Wife Lottery.
I a. A good Dood.
I am also, a handsome Dood.
I am in no way worthy of this woman.
Except, I am a badass, loving, Masculine, Black and Gold.com sum*****!
I am worthy.
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Old 09-06-2017, 06:34 AM   #12
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Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.

Originally Posted by RockyMountainSaint View Post
I am the recipient of the equivalent of the Wife Lottery.
I a. A good Dood.
I am also, a handsome Dood.
I am in no way worthy of this woman.
Except, I am a badass, loving, Masculine, Black and Gold.com sum*****!
I am worthy.
She looks like a total BlTCH.


This is my total BlTCH. And believe me...
I deserve her.
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Old 09-06-2017, 10:20 PM   #13
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She looks like a total BlTCH.


This is my total BlTCH. And believe me...
I deserve her.
Now, now. That was shot in 2003 when you were probably newly weds. Who know what she looks like today.
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Old 09-06-2017, 11:25 PM   #14
 
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Now, now. That was shot in 2003 when you were probably newly weds. Who know what she looks like today.
FF feeds her this ...


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Old 09-07-2017, 07:29 AM   #15
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Originally Posted by foreverfan View Post
She looks like a total BlTCH.


This is my total BlTCH. And believe me...
I deserve her.
Holy ****, FF. I apologize for
my reaction to this, but, cut me some slack. It is morning, afterall.

So, is it another year? This is still funny. And, it looks like Ive been
roped in again. Swedish babe- 6 ft. tall with her shoes on. I dont
know what hit me.
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Old 09-07-2017, 02:56 PM   #16
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Holy ****, FF. I apologize for
my reaction to this, but, cut me some slack. It is morning, afterall.

So, is it another year? This is still funny. And, it looks like Ive been
roped in again. Swedish babe- 6 ft. tall with her shoes on. I dont
know what hit me.
Yea... you've been rode hard and put up wet. Taken advantage like you were Mexican or something.
You love it. We know. LOL


Originally Posted by dam1953 View Post
Now, now. That was shot in 2003 when you were probably newly weds. Who know what she looks like today.
Yea... I'm used to people hitting on her and derailing me about her... Butt.... she still cleans up really great!!!
I've been married to her since April of 1992... 25 years ago. Not sorry at all.
Ask SmashMouth. His wife loves fried chicken... WTF did he get that pic? (I didn't say that Pam...)

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At 49+ (LOL) she still cleans up great.



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Old 09-07-2017, 04:05 PM   #17
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Originally Posted by foreverfan View Post
Yea... you've been rode hard and put up wet. Taken advantage like you were Mexican or something.
You love it. We know. LOL




Yea... I'm used to people railing me about her... Plus she still cleans up really good.
I've been married to her since April of 1992 25 years ago. Not sorry at all.
Ask SmashMouth. His wife loves fried chicken... (I didn't say that Pam...)

2 Recent pictures from The 2017 Endymion Extravaganza at the Superdome in Feburary.
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Beautiful lady. She has a bit of a Terry Garr look to her. I love hearing about long happy marriages.

The wife and I have been married 43 years this summer. She loves sports (football, baseball, NCAA basketball.. not much on the NBA) and is a die hard Saints fan ... of course. When we were young and dating I used to take her hunting and fishing. She could out-shoot some of the guys I worked with on dove hunts. That, sir, it the ticket for a long and happy marriage...a wife who knows how to handle a weapon.
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Old 09-21-2017, 12:59 PM   #18
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Beautiful lady. She has a bit of a Terry Garr look to her. I love hearing about long happy marriages.
Thank you. For years people said that because it was so true. Now everyone says she looks like Brooke Logan Forrester from the soap opera "The Bold and the Beautiful". If she lost a few pounds and had all the work this lady has had, she would look like her twin sister.

This is Brooke.... LOL

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Thank you. For years people said that because it was so true. Now everyone says she looks like Brooke Logan Forrester from the soap opera "The Bold and the Beautiful". If she lost a few pounds and had all the work this lady has had, she would look like her twin sister.

This is Brooke.... LOL

But if the wife sheds a few pounds and has all that work done her personality just might become as plastic as her body. She could turn into a total b*tch like most actresses. The next step would be to leave your sorry butt and chase some sugar daddy!!!
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But if the wife sheds a few pounds and has all that work done her personality just might become as plastic as her body. She could turn into a total b*tch like most actresses. The next step would be to leave your sorry butt and chase some sugar daddy!!!
Won't happen. She doesn't have it in her.
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