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How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; I am the recipient of the equivalent of the Wife Lottery. I a. A good Dood. I am also, a handsome Dood. I am in no way worthy of this woman. Except, I am a badass, loving, Masculine, Black and ...
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09-06-2017, 01:07 AM
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Mmm That Smell!
Join Date: Oct 1998
Location: Metairie Terrace
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Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
I am the recipient of the equivalent of the Wife Lottery.
I a. A good Dood. I am also, a handsome Dood. I am in no way worthy of this woman. Except, I am a badass, loving, Masculine, Black and Gold.com sum*****! I am worthy. |
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09-06-2017, 06:34 AM
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Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
Originally Posted by RockyMountainSaint
She looks like a total BlTCH. 
 This is my total BlTCH.  And believe me... I deserve her.  
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09-06-2017, 10:20 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: SW Ohio
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Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
Originally Posted by foreverfan
Now, now. That was shot in 2003 when you were probably newly weds. Who know what she looks like today.
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09-06-2017, 11:25 PM
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Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
Originally Posted by dam1953
FF feeds her this ...
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09-07-2017, 07:29 AM
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E. Side Cholo
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: The Barrio, H-town
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Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
Originally Posted by foreverfan
Holy ****, FF. I apologize for
my reaction to this, but, cut me some slack. It is morning, afterall. So, is it another year? This is still funny. And, it looks like Ive been roped in again. Swedish babe- 6 ft. tall with her shoes on. I dont know what hit me. |
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09-07-2017, 02:56 PM
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Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
Originally Posted by skymike
Yea... you've been rode hard and put up wet. Taken advantage like you were Mexican or something.
You love it. We know. LOL
Originally Posted by dam1953
Yea... I'm used to people hitting on her and derailing me about her... Butt.... she still cleans up
 really great!!! I've been married to her since April of 1992... 25 years ago. Not sorry at all. Ask SmashMouth. His wife loves fried chicken... WTF did he get that pic? (I didn't say that Pam...)  2 Recent pictures from The 2017 Endymion Extravaganza at the Superdome in Feburary. At 49+ (LOL) she still cleans up great.
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09-07-2017, 04:05 PM
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Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
Originally Posted by foreverfan
Beautiful lady. She has a bit of a Terry Garr look to her. I love hearing about long happy marriages.
The wife and I have been married 43 years this summer. She loves sports (football, baseball, NCAA basketball.. not much on the NBA) and is a die hard Saints fan ... of course. When we were young and dating I used to take her hunting and fishing. She could out-shoot some of the guys I worked with on dove hunts. That, sir, it the ticket for a long and happy marriage...a wife who knows how to handle a weapon. |
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”It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.” Charles Darwin
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06-14-2018, 08:05 AM
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Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
Not a pleasant experience, the greatest failure of my life; but to my surprise, I've discovered I'm even stronger (will) than I thought...
She now resents me more because I didn't let her continue to hold our child hostage over my family and I didn't fall apart without her... Yes, there were tough days (holidays), but it makes you stronger and if you allow your will to carry you, gives you a healthier outlook on life... Would have preferred to make it work - but it takes two; unfortunately our legal system rewards angry women seeking control and predatory lawyers... And for what it's worth, my Ex saw the divorce attorney the morning after my Dad's funeral; used her sisters' playbook, cleaned all cash out without my knowledge... Despite repairing boats, tractors, skid steers, mini-excavators for "friends" , many treat you like the plague... None of the lawyer "friends" offered free help - though they enjoyed free labour and mostly free parts for years... So I understand the f*ckery that goes along with a divorce, but I also know when I share with you that you can take stock and come out stronger... 11 Years A.D. |
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It's not that my way is the right way, I just make the right way my way...
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06-14-2018, 08:51 AM
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Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
Originally Posted by jeanpierre
I guess you've been road hard and put up wet and dried the fck out. 
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06-14-2018, 09:21 AM
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Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
Originally Posted by foreverfan
Actually, it some ways she did me a favor; I no longer work for low wages for former friends in town, especially lawyers...
When her and her two middle sisters wiped out the cash, couldn't afford retainer, couldn't get legal assistance, so I had a fool for a client... Two lawyers who are still friends, live out-of-state, who advised, prepped me, were amazed how I came out, thought I should be a divorce attorney... For the poorest of folks, taking $5K-$10K just to process a divorce when the outcome is really already likely set really should be criminal... Yeah, I took some tough shots, but my self-esteem is greater than ever now... |
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