How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.

RockyMountainSaint · 09-06-2017, 02:07 AM

I am the recipient of the equivalent of the Wife Lottery.
I a. A good Dood.
I am also, a handsome Dood.
I am in no way worthy of this woman.
Except, I am a badass, loving, Masculine, Black and Gold.com sum*****!
I am worthy.

foreverfan · 09-06-2017, 07:34 AM

Originally Posted by RockyMountainSaint

I am the recipient of the equivalent of the Wife Lottery.
I a. A good Dood.
I am also, a handsome Dood.
I am in no way worthy of this woman.
Except, I am a badass, loving, Masculine, Black and Gold.com sum*****!
I am worthy.

She looks like a total BlTCH.

This is my total BlTCH.

And believe me...

I deserve her.

dam1953 · 09-06-2017, 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

She looks like a total BlTCH.

This is my total BlTCH. And believe me...
I deserve her.

Now, now. That was shot in 2003 when you were probably newly weds. Who know what she looks like today.

SmashMouth · 09-07-2017, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by dam1953

Now, now. That was shot in 2003 when you were probably newly weds. Who know what she looks like today.

FF feeds her this ...

skymike · 09-07-2017, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

She looks like a total BlTCH.

This is my total BlTCH. And believe me...
I deserve her.

Holy ****, FF. I apologize for
my reaction to this, but, cut me some slack. It is morning, afterall.

So, is it another year? This is still funny. And, it looks like Ive been
roped in again. Swedish babe- 6 ft. tall with her shoes on. I dont
know what hit me.

foreverfan · 09-07-2017, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by skymike

Holy ****, FF. I apologize for
my reaction to this, but, cut me some slack. It is morning, afterall.

So, is it another year? This is still funny. And, it looks like Ive been
roped in again. Swedish babe- 6 ft. tall with her shoes on. I dont
know what hit me.

Yea... you've been rode hard and put up wet. Taken advantage like you were Mexican or something.
You love it. We know. LOL

Originally Posted by dam1953

Now, now. That was shot in 2003 when you were probably newly weds. Who know what she looks like today.

Yea... I'm used to people hitting on her and derailing me about her... Butt.... she still cleans up

really great!!!

I've been married to her since April of 1992... 25 years ago. Not sorry at all.
Ask SmashMouth. His wife loves fried chicken... WTF did he get that pic? (I didn't say that Pam...)

2 Recent pictures from The 2017 Endymion Extravaganza at the Superdome in Feburary.
At 49+ (LOL) she still cleans up great.

dam1953 · 09-07-2017, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

Yea... you've been rode hard and put up wet. Taken advantage like you were Mexican or something.
You love it. We know. LOL

Yea... I'm used to people railing me about her... Plus she still cleans up really good.
I've been married to her since April of 1992 25 years ago. Not sorry at all.
Ask SmashMouth. His wife loves fried chicken... (I didn't say that Pam...)

2 Recent pictures from The 2017 Endymion Extravaganza at the Superdome in Feburary.
At 49+ (LOL) she still cleans up great.

Beautiful lady. She has a bit of a Terry Garr look to her. I love hearing about long happy marriages.

The wife and I have been married 43 years this summer. She loves sports (football, baseball, NCAA basketball.. not much on the NBA) and is a die hard Saints fan ... of course. When we were young and dating I used to take her hunting and fishing. She could out-shoot some of the guys I worked with on dove hunts. That, sir, it the ticket for a long and happy marriage...a wife who knows how to handle a weapon.

foreverfan · 09-21-2017, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by dam1953

Beautiful lady. She has a bit of a Terry Garr look to her. I love hearing about long happy marriages.

Thank you. For years people said that because it was so true. Now everyone says she looks like Brooke Logan Forrester from the soap opera "The Bold and the Beautiful". If she lost a few pounds and had all the work this lady has had, she would look like her twin sister.

This is Brooke.... LOL

dam1953 · 09-21-2017, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

Thank you. For years people said that because it was so true. Now everyone says she looks like Brooke Logan Forrester from the soap opera "The Bold and the Beautiful". If she lost a few pounds and had all the work this lady has had, she would look like her twin sister.

This is Brooke.... LOL

But if the wife sheds a few pounds and has all that work done her personality just might become as plastic as her body. She could turn into a total b*tch like most actresses. The next step would be to leave your sorry butt and chase some sugar daddy!!!

foreverfan · 09-21-2017, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by dam1953

But if the wife sheds a few pounds and has all that work done her personality just might become as plastic as her body. She could turn into a total b*tch like most actresses. The next step would be to leave your sorry butt and chase some sugar daddy!!!

Won't happen. She doesn't have it in her.

09-06-2017, 02:07 AM	#11
RockyMountainSaint Mmm That Smell! Join Date: Oct 1998 Location: Metairie Terrace Posts: 3,073	Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience. I am the recipient of the equivalent of the Wife Lottery. I a. A good Dood. I am also, a handsome Dood. I am in no way worthy of this woman. Except, I am a badass, loving, Masculine, Black and Gold.com sum*****! I am worthy. Attached Thumbnails foreverfan and skymike like this.

09-06-2017, 07:34 AM	#12
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience. Originally Posted by RockyMountainSaint I am the recipient of the equivalent of the Wife Lottery. I a. A good Dood. I am also, a handsome Dood. I am in no way worthy of this woman. Except, I am a badass, loving, Masculine, Black and Gold.com sum*****! I am worthy. She looks like a total BlTCH. This is my total BlTCH. And believe me... I deserve her. Attached Thumbnails

09-06-2017, 11:20 PM	#13
dam1953 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: SW Ohio Posts: 4,645	Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience. Originally Posted by foreverfan She looks like a total BlTCH. This is my total BlTCH. And believe me... I deserve her. Now, now. That was shot in 2003 when you were probably newly weds. Who know what she looks like today. foreverfan likes this.

09-07-2017, 12:25 AM	#14
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,123 Blog Entries: 29	Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience. Originally Posted by dam1953 Now, now. That was shot in 2003 when you were probably newly weds. Who know what she looks like today. FF feeds her this ... foreverfan and skymike like this.

09-07-2017, 08:29 AM	#15
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience. Originally Posted by foreverfan She looks like a total BlTCH. This is my total BlTCH. And believe me... I deserve her. Holy ****, FF. I apologize for my reaction to this, but, cut me some slack. It is morning, afterall. So, is it another year? This is still funny. And, it looks like Ive been roped in again. Swedish babe- 6 ft. tall with her shoes on. I dont know what hit me. foreverfan likes this.

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09-07-2017, 03:56 PM	#16
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience. Originally Posted by skymike Holy **, FF. I apologize for my reaction to this, but, cut me some slack. It is morning, afterall. So, is it another year? This is still funny. And, it looks like Ive been roped in again. Swedish babe- 6 ft. tall with her shoes on. I dont know what hit me. Yea... you've been rode hard and put up wet. Taken advantage like you were Mexican or something. You love it. We know. LOL Originally Posted by dam1953** Now, now. That was shot in 2003 when you were probably newly weds. Who know what she looks like today. Yea... I'm used to people hitting on her and derailing me about her... Butt.... she still cleans up really great!!! I've been married to her since April of 1992... 25 years ago. Not sorry at all. Ask SmashMouth. His wife loves fried chicken... WTF did he get that pic? (I didn't say that Pam...) 2 Recent pictures from The 2017 Endymion Extravaganza at the Superdome in Feburary. At 49+ (LOL) she still cleans up great. Attached Thumbnails skymike likes this.
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09-07-2017, 05:05 PM	#17
dam1953 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: SW Ohio Posts: 4,645	Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience. Originally Posted by foreverfan Yea... you've been rode hard and put up wet. Taken advantage like you were Mexican or something. You love it. We know. LOL Yea... I'm used to people railing me about her... Plus she still cleans up really good. I've been married to her since April of 1992 25 years ago. Not sorry at all. Ask SmashMouth. His wife loves fried chicken... (I didn't say that Pam...) 2 Recent pictures from The 2017 Endymion Extravaganza at the Superdome in Feburary. At 49+ (LOL) she still cleans up great. Beautiful lady. She has a bit of a Terry Garr look to her. I love hearing about long happy marriages. The wife and I have been married 43 years this summer. She loves sports (football, baseball, NCAA basketball.. not much on the NBA) and is a die hard Saints fan ... of course. When we were young and dating I used to take her hunting and fishing. She could out-shoot some of the guys I worked with on dove hunts. That, sir, it the ticket for a long and happy marriage...a wife who knows how to handle a weapon. foreverfan likes this.
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09-21-2017, 01:59 PM	#18
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience. Originally Posted by dam1953 Beautiful lady. She has a bit of a Terry Garr look to her. I love hearing about long happy marriages. Thank you. For years people said that because it was so true. Now everyone says she looks like Brooke Logan Forrester from the soap opera "The Bold and the Beautiful". If she lost a few pounds and had all the work this lady has had, she would look like her twin sister. This is Brooke.... LOL dam1953 likes this.

09-21-2017, 03:29 PM	#19
dam1953 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: SW Ohio Posts: 4,645	Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience. Originally Posted by foreverfan Thank you. For years people said that because it was so true. Now everyone says she looks like Brooke Logan Forrester from the soap opera "The Bold and the Beautiful". If she lost a few pounds and had all the work this lady has had, she would look like her twin sister. This is Brooke.... LOL But if the wife sheds a few pounds and has all that work done her personality just might become as plastic as her body. She could turn into a total b*tch like most actresses. The next step would be to leave your sorry butt and chase some sugar daddy!!!

09-21-2017, 08:07 PM	#20
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience. Originally Posted by dam1953 But if the wife sheds a few pounds and has all that work done her personality just might become as plastic as her body. She could turn into a total b*tch like most actresses. The next step would be to leave your sorry butt and chase some sugar daddy!!! Won't happen. She doesn't have it in her. skymike likes this.