How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.

foreverfan · 06-14-2018, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by jeanpierre

Actually, it some ways she did me a favor; I no longer work for low wages for former friends in town, especially lawyers...

When her and her two middle sisters wiped out the cash, couldn't afford retainer, couldn't get legal assistance, so I had a fool for a client...

Two lawyers who are still friends, live out-of-state, who advised, prepped me, were amazed how I came out, thought I should be a divorce attorney...

For the poorest of folks, taking $5K-$10K just to process a divorce when the outcome is really already likely set really should be criminal...

Yeah, I took some tough shots, but my self-esteem is greater than ever now...

Yea I dumped my first wife

and her brother was the attorney

and it didn't cost me a dime.

We didn't have any children so it was easier.

Seems brother knew I was right about his sister (FckCnt) so he did the whole thing for free. Later we laughed about it.

She is on her 4th marriage.

Poor bastard.

Seems YouTube saved you some money learning about this stuff online.

jeanpierre · 07-09-2018, 01:47 AM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

Yea I dumped my first wife and her brother was the attorney and it didn't cost me a dime. We didn't have any children so it was easier. Seems brother knew I was right about his sister (FckCnt) so he did the whole thing for free. Later we laughed about it. She is on her 4th marriage. Poor bastard.

Seems YouTube saved you some money learning about this stuff online.

Wow, if there's ever a reunion, we gotta get together over some drinks to share stories - your's sounds wild...

Grew up with several friends, one, an attorney, Greg represented another friend of ours who lacked, well, resolve and backbone...

Greg eviscerated our buddy's feminista wife (for infidelity and we thought it was on him), but the drama was too much and our friend ceased proceedings...

Only for them to resume and finally divorced a year later, but without Greg involved to Greg's relief...

Greg swore he'd never represent one of his close friends again - then my turn came; Greg lives outta town and limited his help to prepping me...

Called Greg with how it shook out, he called BS on me; emailed him the docs and he nearly dislocated his jaw; he's offered to help me go to law school...

Sad thing - my ex, always too proud to admit she's wrong, has now had two friends betray her confidence, revealing she can't believe I let her go through with it...

Stubborn Pride can be a b*tch; but you can't fix stupid and sometimes you just gotta give people that rope...

foreverfan · 05-14-2019, 02:57 PM

MUCH NEEDED PARTY INFORMATION

Jagermeister can taste like Root Beer Barrel Candies.
Approved by years of Mardi Gras parade testing.

If your Jagermeister doesn't taste like Root Beer Barrel Candies, you are doing it wrong.

First... REQUIRED: it has to be FREEZING COLD. Second... you need TEST TUBE SHOOTERS. The test tubes shooters help keep it on the middle of the tongue and off the rest of your mouth. Third... THIS IS KEY... make sure the shot touches the front of your tongue where the sweetness receptors are.

Finally... Don't do the entire shot at one time and try to keep the shot on only the middle of your tongue. Do the shot in 3 or 4 tastes. This makes it easier to keep it right in the middle of your tongue. If you do it this way, it will taste like a root beer barrel candy and is oddly pleasant. I have shown many people at Mardi Gras how to drink this correctly. All were convinced. If you don't do it this way, it will taste like medicine especially if it isn't cold enough.

Doing Five or Six shots will give you a great buzz the entire parade and you won't have to pee.

Trust me... it works. I always have a bottle of Jagermeister in my freezer.

NEVER MAKE THIS FACE AGAIN!
Keep away from SkyMike.

06-14-2018, 09:44 AM	#1
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience. Originally Posted by jeanpierre Actually, it some ways she did me a favor; I no longer work for low wages for former friends in town, especially lawyers... When her and her two middle sisters wiped out the cash, couldn't afford retainer, couldn't get legal assistance, so I had a fool for a client... Two lawyers who are still friends, live out-of-state, who advised, prepped me, were amazed how I came out, thought I should be a divorce attorney... For the poorest of folks, taking $5K-$10K just to process a divorce when the outcome is really already likely set really should be criminal... Yeah, I took some tough shots, but my self-esteem is greater than ever now... Yea I dumped my first wife and her brother was the attorney and it didn't cost me a dime. We didn't have any children so it was easier. Seems brother knew I was right about his sister (FckCnt) so he did the whole thing for free. Later we laughed about it. She is on her 4th marriage. Poor bastard. Seems YouTube saved you some money learning about this stuff online. jeanpierre likes this.

07-09-2018, 01:47 AM	#2
jeanpierre Site Donor 2018 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Thibodaux Posts: 43,543 Blog Entries: 39	Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience. Originally Posted by foreverfan Yea I dumped my first wife and her brother was the attorney and it didn't cost me a dime. We didn't have any children so it was easier. Seems brother knew I was right about his sister (FckCnt) so he did the whole thing for free. Later we laughed about it. She is on her 4th marriage. Poor bastard. Seems YouTube saved you some money learning about this stuff online. Wow, if there's ever a reunion, we gotta get together over some drinks to share stories - your's sounds wild... Grew up with several friends, one, an attorney, Greg represented another friend of ours who lacked, well, resolve and backbone... Greg eviscerated our buddy's feminista wife (for infidelity and we thought it was on him), but the drama was too much and our friend ceased proceedings... Only for them to resume and finally divorced a year later, but without Greg involved to Greg's relief... Greg swore he'd never represent one of his close friends again - then my turn came; Greg lives outta town and limited his help to prepping me... Called Greg with how it shook out, he called BS on me; emailed him the docs and he nearly dislocated his jaw; he's offered to help me go to law school... Sad thing - my ex, always too proud to admit she's wrong, has now had two friends betray her confidence, revealing she can't believe I let her go through with it... Stubborn Pride can be a b*tch; but you can't fix stupid and sometimes you just gotta give people that rope...
	It's not that my way is the right way, I just make the right way my way...

05-14-2019, 02:57 PM	#3
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience. MUCH NEEDED PARTY INFORMATION Jagermeister can taste like Root Beer Barrel Candies. Approved by years of Mardi Gras parade testing. If your Jagermeister doesn't taste like Root Beer Barrel Candies, you are doing it wrong. First... REQUIRED: it has to be FREEZING COLD. Second... you need TEST TUBE SHOOTERS. The test tubes shooters help keep it on the middle of the tongue and off the rest of your mouth. Third... THIS IS KEY... *make sure the shot touches the front of your tongue where the sweetness receptors are. Finally... Don't do the entire shot at one time and try to keep the shot on only the middle of your tongue. Do the shot in 3 or 4 tastes. This makes it easier to keep it right in the middle of your tongue. If you do it this way, it will taste like a root beer barrel candy and is oddly pleasant. I have shown many people at Mardi Gras how to drink this correctly. All were convinced. If you don't do it this way, it will taste like medicine especially if it isn't cold enough. Doing Five or Six shots will give you a great buzz the entire parade and you won't have to pee.* Trust me... it works. I always have a bottle of Jagermeister in my freezer. NEVER MAKE THIS FACE AGAIN! Keep away from SkyMike.
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