Proof you have to much money...........

leilung · 08-28-2007, 12:22 PM

As a cop, this scene isn't too hard to figure out.

I crash my sportscar coming home from a bender at 2:30 am.
I call a friend to pick me up...FAST!
I leave the car before police can show up and charge me with a DUI.
I get charged with leaving the scene of an accident (or better yet, pay a cousin to say he was driving) and pay a little fine rather than face NFL suspension and lose more money than the car's lease is worth.
I call the insurance company and have them cover my loss.

No brainer here.

08-28-2007, 12:22 PM	#4
leilung Booty Bandit Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Wastelands that are NJ Posts: 1,422	Re: Proof you have to much money........... As a cop, this scene isn't too hard to figure out. I crash my sportscar coming home from a bender at 2:30 am. I call a friend to pick me up...FAST! I leave the car before police can show up and charge me with a DUI. I get charged with leaving the scene of an accident (or better yet, pay a cousin to say he was driving) and pay a little fine rather than face NFL suspension and lose more money than the car's lease is worth. I call the insurance company and have them cover my loss. No brainer here.
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