Balloon Boy?

skymike · 10-16-2009, 07:51 AM

geez, what a family of attention whores. This whole thing needs Benny Hill music. You be the judge: What do you do?

1. First, I find a western belt and whip the kids ass.
2. Then I whip the brother's ass for lying.
3. Then I send dad the bill for emergency services.
4. Then the tv stations send dad a bill for the fuel costs for the choppers.
5. Then I have a sit down with the family, and explain to them that their tv
career is OVER. If you need to be on tv, learn to act, learn to sing, learn to dance, or play ball. Otherwise, we are not televising you any more.

I came up missing once as a kid. I was hiding in the closet. If my mom was
glad to see me when I emerged, she kept those feelings to herself. I got whipped with a western belt.

The next time I did something stupid, I let everyone know where I was.

exile · 10-16-2009, 08:09 AM

I think the dad needs an a** kicking. Mike, can you call Zach to get this done?

Morning after: Balloon boy gets sick twice on TV - Yahoo! News

skymike · 10-16-2009, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by exile

I think the dad needs an a** kicking. Mike, can you call Zach to get this done?

you bet. I'll send Zach right over, as soon as we finish a little "bill collecting.

hahaha...

SmashMouth · 10-17-2009, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by skymike

geez, what a family of attention whores. This whole thing needs Benny Hill music. You be the judge: What do you do?

The next time I did something stupid, I let everyone know where I was.

You're kidding !!!! You've actually done something stupid before?

Halo · 10-19-2009, 02:07 AM

Originally Posted by skymike

geez, what a family of attention whores. This whole thing needs Benny Hill music. You be the judge: What do you do?

1. First, I find a western belt and whip the kids ass.
2. Then I whip the brother's ass for lying.
3. Then I send dad the bill for emergency services.
4. Then the tv stations send dad a bill for the fuel costs for the choppers.
5. Then I have a sit down with the family, and explain to them that their tv
career is OVER. If you need to be on tv, learn to act, learn to sing, learn to dance, or play ball. Otherwise, we are not televising you any more.

I came up missing once as a kid. I was hiding in the closet. If my mom was
glad to see me when I emerged, she kept those feelings to herself. I got whipped with a western belt.

The next time I did something stupid, I let everyone know where I was.

Number 1 of this list caught me off guard. I'm glad there are still like minded people (like me) in the world!!!!

skymike · 10-19-2009, 05:33 AM

Police are recommending 3 felony charges this morning.

10-16-2009, 07:51 AM	#1
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Balloon Boy? geez, what a family of attention whores. This whole thing needs Benny Hill music. You be the judge: What do you do? 1. First, I find a western belt and whip the kids ass. 2. Then I whip the brother's ass for lying. 3. Then I send dad the bill for emergency services. 4. Then the tv stations send dad a bill for the fuel costs for the choppers. 5. Then I have a sit down with the family, and explain to them that their tv career is OVER. If you need to be on tv, learn to act, learn to sing, learn to dance, or play ball. Otherwise, we are not televising you any more. I came up missing once as a kid. I was hiding in the closet. If my mom was glad to see me when I emerged, she kept those feelings to herself. I got whipped with a western belt. The next time I did something stupid, I let everyone know where I was.

10-16-2009, 08:09 AM	#2
exile Cake or Death? Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,608	Re: Balloon Boy? I think the dad needs an a** kicking. Mike, can you call Zach to get this done? Morning after: Balloon boy gets sick twice on TV - Yahoo! News
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10-16-2009, 08:43 AM	#3
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Balloon Boy? Originally Posted by exile I think the dad needs an a** kicking. Mike, can you call Zach to get this done? you bet. I'll send Zach right over, as soon as we finish a little "bill collecting. hahaha...
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10-17-2009, 08:33 AM	#4
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,511 Blog Entries: 29	Re: Balloon Boy? Originally Posted by skymike geez, what a family of attention whores. This whole thing needs Benny Hill music. You be the judge: What do you do? The next time I did something stupid, I let everyone know where I was. You're kidding !!!! You've actually done something stupid before?

10-19-2009, 02:07 AM	#5
Halo Site Donor MONTHLY Join Date: May 2002 Location: New Orleans, LA Posts: 20,860 Blog Entries: 45	Re: Balloon Boy? Originally Posted by skymike geez, what a family of attention whores. This whole thing needs Benny Hill music. You be the judge: What do you do? 1. First, I find a western belt and whip the kids ass. 2. Then I whip the brother's ass for lying. 3. Then I send dad the bill for emergency services. 4. Then the tv stations send dad a bill for the fuel costs for the choppers. 5. Then I have a sit down with the family, and explain to them that their tv career is OVER. If you need to be on tv, learn to act, learn to sing, learn to dance, or play ball. Otherwise, we are not televising you any more. I came up missing once as a kid. I was hiding in the closet. If my mom was glad to see me when I emerged, she kept those feelings to herself. I got whipped with a western belt. The next time I did something stupid, I let everyone know where I was. Number 1 of this list caught me off guard. I'm glad there are still like minded people (like me) in the world!!!!

10-19-2009, 05:33 AM	#6
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Balloon Boy? Police are recommending 3 felony charges this morning.