Balloon Boy?

B_Dub_Saint · 10-15-2009, 05:37 PM

Do yall think this kid is a goner or what?? I think he probably fell out of the sky and died. I feel bad for that family

exile · 10-15-2009, 07:13 PM

A massive hunt for a 6-year-old boy who was believed to have been trapped inside a flying balloon that crashed without him inside was found in his parents house, according to the Larimer County Sheriff's Department.

"He's been there the whole time," said a sheriff's department official."He was hiding in a cardboard box in the attic above the garage."

Boy Believed to Have Been in Runaway Balloon Found - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News - FOXNews.com

Halo · 10-15-2009, 07:39 PM

Think they found out he wasn't in it.

That's the family in the wife swap show.

foreverfan · 10-16-2009, 08:20 AM

Take my wife... please!

Henny Youngman Jokes

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said, "Cough!"

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"

A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do?" asks the patient. The doctor says, "I'm mad at my neighbor!"

A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"

"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"

Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."

A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"

"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"

Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."

I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!

skymike · 10-16-2009, 08:51 AM

geez, what a family of attention whores. This whole thing needs Benny Hill music. You be the judge: What do you do?

1. First, I find a western belt and whip the kids ass.
2. Then I whip the brother's ass for lying.
3. Then I send dad the bill for emergency services.
4. Then the tv stations send dad a bill for the fuel costs for the choppers.
5. Then I have a sit down with the family, and explain to them that their tv
career is OVER. If you need to be on tv, learn to act, learn to sing, learn to dance, or play ball. Otherwise, we are not televising you any more.

I came up missing once as a kid. I was hiding in the closet. If my mom was
glad to see me when I emerged, she kept those feelings to herself. I got whipped with a western belt.

The next time I did something stupid, I let everyone know where I was.

exile · 10-16-2009, 09:09 AM

I think the dad needs an a** kicking. Mike, can you call Zach to get this done?

Morning after: Balloon boy gets sick twice on TV - Yahoo! News

skymike · 10-16-2009, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by exile

I think the dad needs an a** kicking. Mike, can you call Zach to get this done?

you bet. I'll send Zach right over, as soon as we finish a little "bill collecting.

hahaha...

SmashMouth · 10-17-2009, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by skymike

geez, what a family of attention whores. This whole thing needs Benny Hill music. You be the judge: What do you do?

The next time I did something stupid, I let everyone know where I was.

You're kidding !!!! You've actually done something stupid before?

QBREES9 · 10-18-2009, 11:14 PM

attention whores, this is what they are

Halo · 10-19-2009, 03:07 AM

Originally Posted by skymike

geez, what a family of attention whores. This whole thing needs Benny Hill music. You be the judge: What do you do?

1. First, I find a western belt and whip the kids ass.
2. Then I whip the brother's ass for lying.
3. Then I send dad the bill for emergency services.
4. Then the tv stations send dad a bill for the fuel costs for the choppers.
5. Then I have a sit down with the family, and explain to them that their tv
career is OVER. If you need to be on tv, learn to act, learn to sing, learn to dance, or play ball. Otherwise, we are not televising you any more.

I came up missing once as a kid. I was hiding in the closet. If my mom was
glad to see me when I emerged, she kept those feelings to herself. I got whipped with a western belt.

The next time I did something stupid, I let everyone know where I was.

Number 1 of this list caught me off guard. I'm glad there are still like minded people (like me) in the world!!!!

10-15-2009, 05:37 PM	#1
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exile Cake or Death? Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,608	Re: Balloon Boy? A massive hunt for a 6-year-old boy who was believed to have been trapped inside a flying balloon that crashed without him inside was found in his parents house, according to the Larimer County Sheriff's Department. "He's been there the whole time," said a sheriff's department official."He was hiding in a cardboard box in the attic above the garage." Boy Believed to Have Been in Runaway Balloon Found - Local News \| News Articles \| National News \| US News - FOXNews.com
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10-16-2009, 08:20 AM	#4
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Balloon Boy? Take my wife... please! Henny Youngman Jokes A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said, "Cough!" The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!" The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?" A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!" The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!" The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do?" asks the patient. The doctor says, "I'm mad at my neighbor!" A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!" "Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!" Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...." A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!" "Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!" Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in." I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
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skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Balloon Boy? geez, what a family of attention whores. This whole thing needs Benny Hill music. You be the judge: What do you do? 1. First, I find a western belt and whip the kids ass. 2. Then I whip the brother's ass for lying. 3. Then I send dad the bill for emergency services. 4. Then the tv stations send dad a bill for the fuel costs for the choppers. 5. Then I have a sit down with the family, and explain to them that their tv career is OVER. If you need to be on tv, learn to act, learn to sing, learn to dance, or play ball. Otherwise, we are not televising you any more. I came up missing once as a kid. I was hiding in the closet. If my mom was glad to see me when I emerged, she kept those feelings to herself. I got whipped with a western belt. The next time I did something stupid, I let everyone know where I was.

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skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Balloon Boy? Originally Posted by exile I think the dad needs an a** kicking. Mike, can you call Zach to get this done? you bet. I'll send Zach right over, as soon as we finish a little "bill collecting. hahaha...
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SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,125 Blog Entries: 29	Re: Balloon Boy? Originally Posted by skymike geez, what a family of attention whores. This whole thing needs Benny Hill music. You be the judge: What do you do? The next time I did something stupid, I let everyone know where I was. You're kidding !!!! You've actually done something stupid before?

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10-19-2009, 03:07 AM	#10
Halo Site Donor MONTHLY Join Date: May 2002 Location: New Orleans, LA Posts: 20,605 Blog Entries: 45	Re: Balloon Boy? Originally Posted by skymike geez, what a family of attention whores. This whole thing needs Benny Hill music. You be the judge: What do you do? 1. First, I find a western belt and whip the kids ass. 2. Then I whip the brother's ass for lying. 3. Then I send dad the bill for emergency services. 4. Then the tv stations send dad a bill for the fuel costs for the choppers. 5. Then I have a sit down with the family, and explain to them that their tv career is OVER. If you need to be on tv, learn to act, learn to sing, learn to dance, or play ball. Otherwise, we are not televising you any more. I came up missing once as a kid. I was hiding in the closet. If my mom was glad to see me when I emerged, she kept those feelings to herself. I got whipped with a western belt. The next time I did something stupid, I let everyone know where I was. Number 1 of this list caught me off guard. I'm glad there are still like minded people (like me) in the world!!!!