First, D.A. was being named in the same sentence as Sean Payton, then Vince Lombardi, then it was Andy Reid, now it's Belichick... Some COMEDY up in here!

Ok, here's another one...

Sean Payton, Andy Reid, Vince Lombardi, Bill Belichick, and Dennis Allen walk into a Bourbon street bar.

The bartender says, "Whoa fellas, you have to show us a Super Bowl Championship ring to drink alcohol at this bar"!

Payton shows his ring and says, "I called "Ambush, I'll have a hurricane".

Reid shows his ring and says "I've already got one with Mahomes and more sure to come. Another Hurricane"

Lombardi shows one of his rings and says "They named the trophy after me! Hurricane as well"

Bill pulls up his hoodie, holds up both hands and shows them all off. "Hurricane sounds good" he says.

The bartender, Impressed with the show of jewelry turns to Allen expectantly and says, "What'll you have?".

Allen says "I'll have a Diet Coke. After this season I'm just the Uber driver".

It's too long. Just stick to the one liners that have Allen and Belichick in the same sentence.

Now I know you are not telling the truth.

Alright then... "Just keep on doing what you're doing".

Except this is new for me. I usually don't tell jokes. So it's not what Ive been doing. Don't let facts get in your way. Its obvious you did not know the difference between fact and opinion from the other thread. Hopefully you will get there.

We got to the HUMOR. That's a good place to be right about now.