Theory: Kellen Moore is Secretly the Highest Paid Coach in the NFL

BakoSaint · 03-03-2025, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by AsylumGuido

I believe I need to call you crazy then. Everything is some sort of conspiracy with you. Tin hats of every style must be on your hat rack.

Everything is some sort of conspiracy with you too. In my conspiracies Loomis is the villain. In yours he is the hero whose guaranteed 17-0 seasons brought about by amazing cap genius that makes him the most innovative GM in the league that every other team is seeking to emulate have only been dashed from their true destiny of many multiple championships by completely unforeseeable injuries that the rest of us just predict to be bitter and by the lack of fan faith and support in future GOAT QB Derek Carr and hall of fame coach Dennis Allen. The injuries with an aging roster, losing seasons, and firings I predict happen. The amazing winning seasons of glory you predict don't. Then you blame injury year after year after year and won't admit any contract is bad when the team goes 5-12. Ultimately your conspiracy theory of Mickey Loomis underappreciated genius and Saints as unluckiest victim of completely unforeseeable injuries is the crazy one. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result. That, Guido, is you.

AsylumGuido · 03-03-2025, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by BakoSaint

Everything is some sort of conspiracy with you too. In my conspiracies Loomis is the villain. In yours he is the hero whose guaranteed 17-0 seasons brought about by amazing cap genius that makes him the most innovative GM in the league that every other team is seeking to emulate have only been dashed from their true destiny of many multiple championships by completely unforeseeable injuries that the rest of us just predict to be bitter and by the lack of fan faith and support in future GOAT QB Derek Carr and hall of fame coach Dennis Allen. The injuries with an aging roster, losing seasons, and firings I predict happen. The amazing winning seasons of glory you predict don't. Then you blame injury year after year after year and won't admit any contract is bad when the team goes 5-12. Ultimately your conspiracy theory of Mickey Loomis underappreciated genius and Saints as unluckiest victim of completely unforeseeable injuries is the crazy one. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result. That, Guido, is you.

Ramble away, dude.

I can fashion you a nifty bowler out of Reynolds Wrap.

03-03-2025, 03:52 PM	#1
BakoSaint 1000 Posts + Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 2,328	Re: Theory: Kellen Moore is Secretly the Highest Paid Coach in the NFL Originally Posted by AsylumGuido I believe I need to call you crazy then. Everything is some sort of conspiracy with you. Tin hats of every style must be on your hat rack. Everything is some sort of conspiracy with you too. In my conspiracies Loomis is the villain. In yours he is the hero whose guaranteed 17-0 seasons brought about by amazing cap genius that makes him the most innovative GM in the league that every other team is seeking to emulate have only been dashed from their true destiny of many multiple championships by completely unforeseeable injuries that the rest of us just predict to be bitter and by the lack of fan faith and support in future GOAT QB Derek Carr and hall of fame coach Dennis Allen. The injuries with an aging roster, losing seasons, and firings I predict happen. The amazing winning seasons of glory you predict don't. Then you blame injury year after year after year and won't admit any contract is bad when the team goes 5-12. Ultimately your conspiracy theory of Mickey Loomis underappreciated genius and Saints as unluckiest victim of completely unforeseeable injuries is the crazy one. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result. That, Guido, is you.
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03-03-2025, 03:56 PM	#2
AsylumGuido 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bossier City, LA Posts: 26,543	Re: Theory: Kellen Moore is Secretly the Highest Paid Coach in the NFL Originally Posted by BakoSaint Everything is some sort of conspiracy with you too. In my conspiracies Loomis is the villain. In yours he is the hero whose guaranteed 17-0 seasons brought about by amazing cap genius that makes him the most innovative GM in the league that every other team is seeking to emulate have only been dashed from their true destiny of many multiple championships by completely unforeseeable injuries that the rest of us just predict to be bitter and by the lack of fan faith and support in future GOAT QB Derek Carr and hall of fame coach Dennis Allen. The injuries with an aging roster, losing seasons, and firings I predict happen. The amazing winning seasons of glory you predict don't. Then you blame injury year after year after year and won't admit any contract is bad when the team goes 5-12. Ultimately your conspiracy theory of Mickey Loomis underappreciated genius and Saints as unluckiest victim of completely unforeseeable injuries is the crazy one. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result. That, Guido, is you. Ramble away, dude. I can fashion you a nifty bowler out of Reynolds Wrap.