skymike

Please allow myself to introduce.... uh? myself. Born in the Heights, here. Think of it as a poorer version of the Garden District. Its actually quite cultured & historic, for Houston. I am the last person in the world to be from Houston. There is nobody else.

Man, Cowboys fans here always had to diss the Oilers.
Lets kick their a$$.

RaginCajun83

I lived in Midland, TX when the triplets (emmitt, aikman, irving) were winning superbowls in the 90s and had to deal with their annoying fans kids that would talk trash to me damn near every week didn't help that I had a teacher that had to rub it in after a Saints lose. Doesn't help that their fans think its their birth right for the cowboys to be in the superbowl thanks to ESPN's 24/7 coverage of the most overrated team in sports today

9thWardDesire

Euphoria

The Dallas Cowboys Forum

You might find a name on this thread looks familar. Its me!

Euphoria

fair weather fans they are...

They show up first couple of weeks at my bar and no you can't find one west of the Mississippi.

QBREES9

America's Team, They left a hole in the roof so GOD could watch his favorite team. Are kidding me. Love those Cheerleaders.

9thWardDesire

THE GIG IS OVER
(BOOGIE DOWN PRODUCTIONS' "THE BRIDGE IS OVER" RAP PARODY)

I SAY, THE GIG IS OVER, THE GIG IS OVER, BIDDY-BYE-BYE
THE GIG IS OVER, THE GIG OVER, HEY, HEY!
THE GIG IS OVER, THE GIG IS OVER, BIDDY-BYE-BYE
THE GIG IS OVER, THE GIG OVER

YA SEE DEM COMIN' IN DE DOME LOOK AROUND AND YOU'LL SEE
WE'RE DOWN WITH THE SAINTS IN THE BIG EASY
IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE WHO DAT NATION YOU MUST SEE TOM B.
YOU CAN'T SHOW UP IN SILVER AND B-L-U-E
BECAUSE QB TONY ROMO HE BE-A-PLAYIN' LIKE HE GAY
ALL ON FOX AND ESPN AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
SAYIN' THAT 'AMERICA'S TEAM' IS UP IN DALLAS
SAYIN' LIES LIKE THAT, MON, WOULD GET YOUR ARSE KICKED
SO I TELL EM AGAIN, ME COME TO TELL EM AGAIN, GWAN
TELL EM AGAIN, ME COME TO TELL EM AGAAAIN
TELL EM AGAIN, ME COME TO TELL EM AGAIN, BUCK
TELL EM AGAIN, ME COME TO TE-ELL THEM
THE COLTS KEEP ON MAKE IT, PATRIOTS KEEP ON TAKIN' IT
SAINTS RE-CREATIN' IT, THE COWBOYS KEEP ON FAKIN' IT!!

DI-DI, DI-DA, DI DI-DI, DIDIDA, DI-DAY, AIY
MR. JERRY PLEASE WON'T YOUR COWBOYS COME OUT TO PLAY, CAUSE
HERE'S AN EXAMPLE OF NEW OR-LEE-UNS, HEY
HERE'S AN EXAMPLE OF HOW YOUR GAMES SHOULD BE WON
THEY WISH TO BEAT THE BLACK 'N GOLD, BUT THEY CANNOT
THEY STILL THINK WE'RE THE "AINTS", BUT YOU CAN TELL THEY'RE SMOKIN' ROCKS
CAUSE THERE'S NO ROOM TO COMPLAIN, NOR DO WE PAY THE REFS FOR FAVORS
THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS CONSISTS OF 53 DIFFERENT PLAYERS
PICK ANY PLAYER ON THE TEAM AND THEY WILL LAY YA
FACE FIRST ON THE TURF 'TIL "MR. FIX-IT" (COACH WADE PHILLIPS) COMES TO SAVE YA
INSTEAD OF HELPING YOU OUT, HE'S SITS THERE LIKE A COUCH POTATO
I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT, THE WHOLE TEAM IS FULL OF MUFFINS
DALLAS COWBOY CHEERLEADERS ARE GOOD FOR STEADY HUGGIN'
JUST LIKE THE PATRIOTS AND VIKINGS YOU ALL JUST BLUFFIN'
YOUR TEAM'S LIKE PACIFIERS THEY ARE GOOD FOR ONLY SUCKIN'
YOUR RECORD IN DECEMBER ONLY SHOWS YOU "AINT" NUTHIN'
SO EASY NOW MAN, I ME SAY EASY NOW MON
TO DREW BREES AND CREW YOU KNOW DEM CAN'T UNDERSTAND
NO NEED TO MOVE SLOW, SEAN PAYTON'S GOT THEM ON A ROLL
THE BLACK 'N GOLD WON'T REST UNTIL WE WIN THE SUPER BOWL
BOWL, BOWL, BOWL, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH "MR. FIX-IT" JERRY JONES
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT HE'S OUT OF TOUCH
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOUR QB "MR. FIX-IT"
ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD, ROMO SUCKS
YOU BETTER CHANGE THAT "AMERICA'S TEAM" CRAP-A
CAUSE THAT TITLE WENT OUT WITH THAT ROGER STAUBACH-A
THE SAINTS ARE ON THE TIP TOP, THE COWBOYS ONLY GET DROPPED
YOU'RE STILL TELLIN' LIES TO ME
ALL THE MAJOR NETWORKS TALKIN' BOUT THE COWBOYS FUNNY
BUT YOU'RE STILL TELLIN' LIES TO ME!!


..and THIS came from a sign a Cowboys' fan had after the Cows got blasted by Philly last season while the team got off the plane.

Boutte

Their fans.
Not original but oh so true. The most obnoxious people on Earth. (Yes even more so than New Yorkers)

9thWardDesire

After last season, the Princess of Irving (Texas Stadium) wanted to be detonated. Now, "Jerry World" (Cowboys Stadium) has a retractable roof and a giant curtain so the Big Guy won't have to see this mess that "Uncle Jerruh" made out of this team.

Belair57

troy aikman