VIKING JOKES
 

Ok you creative Saints fans... I need some good jokes to post on my bosses door about his team losing. I am re-decorating his office with all my Saints stuff while he is out.

This is all I can find (Courtesy of Nola.com)
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What do you call a Viking with a Superbowl 44 Ring? A thief.

What’s the difference between a porcupine and the Metrodome?

A porcupine has 68,000 pri*ks on the OUTSIDE.

How many Vikings does it take to win a Superbowl?

Who F'n knows...?

Minnesota payed 12 million for Favre this year.

Talk about cash for clunkers.

arent the vikings as a team a joke in itself?

what about chili...that my friend is a funny joke...

I have a dirty Chilli joke that I'll save for SMACK.

What do you get when you cross a Viking and a queen? A gay dude who can't tackle! lol Geaux Saints

Q. How do the Vikings count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

Q. How do you keep a Viking out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts!

Q. Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado?
A. To the Metrodome - there's never a touchdown!

Q. What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief!

Q. Why doesn't St. Paul have a professional football team?
A. Because then Minneapolis would want one!

Q. What's the difference between the Vikings and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar!

Q. How many Vikings does it take to win a SuperBowl?
A. Nobody knows!

Q. What do the Vikings and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!