VIKING JOKES

Euphoria · 09-10-2010, 03:59 PM

Ok you creative Saints fans... I need some good jokes to post on my bosses door about his team losing. I am re-decorating his office with all my Saints stuff while he is out.

9thWardDesire · 09-10-2010, 07:09 PM

This is all I can find (Courtesy of Nola.com)
Caption This: WhoDat captures Brees and Favre before game | NOLA.com

foreverfan · 09-10-2010, 07:39 PM

What do you call a Viking with a Superbowl 44 Ring? A thief.

saintsfan1976 · 09-10-2010, 07:51 PM

What’s the difference between a porcupine and the Metrodome?

A porcupine has 68,000 pri*ks on the OUTSIDE.

saintsfan1976 · 09-10-2010, 07:53 PM

How many Vikings does it take to win a Superbowl?

Who F'n knows...?

saintsfan1976 · 09-10-2010, 07:56 PM

Minnesota payed 12 million for Favre this year.

Talk about cash for clunkers.

Speedy Ron · 09-10-2010, 07:58 PM

arent the vikings as a team a joke in itself?

what about chili...that my friend is a funny joke...

saintsfan1976 · 09-10-2010, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by Speedy Ron

arent the vikings as a team a joke in itself?

what about chili...that my friend is a funny joke...

I have a dirty Chilli joke that I'll save for SMACK.

CheramieIII · 09-10-2010, 08:20 PM

What do you get when you cross a Viking and a queen? A gay dude who can't tackle! lol Geaux Saints

saintfan · 09-10-2010, 08:29 PM

Q. How do the Vikings count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

Q. How do you keep a Viking out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts!

Q. Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado?
A. To the Metrodome - there's never a touchdown!

Q. What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief!

Q. Why doesn't St. Paul have a professional football team?
A. Because then Minneapolis would want one!

Q. What's the difference between the Vikings and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar!

Q. How many Vikings does it take to win a SuperBowl?
A. Nobody knows!

Q. What do the Vikings and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

09-10-2010, 03:59 PM	#1
Euphoria 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hollywood, CA Posts: 7,601 Blog Entries: 5	VIKING JOKES Ok you creative Saints fans... I need some good jokes to post on my bosses door about his team losing. I am re-decorating his office with all my Saints stuff while he is out.

09-10-2010, 08:00 PM	#8
saintsfan1976 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,832 Blog Entries: 3	Originally Posted by Speedy Ron arent the vikings as a team a joke in itself? what about chili...that my friend is a funny joke... I have a dirty Chilli joke that I'll save for SMACK.

09-10-2010, 08:29 PM	#10
saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Q. How do the Vikings count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 Q. How do you keep a Viking out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts! Q. Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado? A. To the Metrodome - there's never a touchdown! Q. What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief! Q. Why doesn't St. Paul have a professional football team? A. Because then Minneapolis would want one! Q. What's the difference between the Vikings and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar! Q. How many Vikings does it take to win a SuperBowl? A. Nobody knows! Q. What do the Vikings and possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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09-10-2010, 07:09 PM	#2
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09-10-2010, 07:39 PM	#3
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09-10-2010, 07:51 PM	#4
saintsfan1976 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,832 Blog Entries: 3	What’s the difference between a porcupine and the Metrodome? A porcupine has 68,000 pri*ks on the OUTSIDE.

09-10-2010, 07:53 PM	#5
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09-10-2010, 07:56 PM	#6
saintsfan1976 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,832 Blog Entries: 3	Minnesota payed 12 million for Favre this year. Talk about cash for clunkers.

09-10-2010, 07:58 PM	#7
Speedy Ron I'm an A hole Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Metry Posts: 1,173	arent the vikings as a team a joke in itself? what about chili...that my friend is a funny joke...

09-10-2010, 08:20 PM	#9
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