I need advice.

Srgt. Hulka · 05-09-2011, 01:14 PM

Boy, you guys are tough. It's obvious she is suffering from some debilitating brain disorder. You can't hit or torture the mentally ill. She's sick and is screaming out for help. It was probably brought on by the shock of seeing her son, her own flesh and blood, in Seahawks gear and depression caused by the eternal darkness you guys suffer from up there in Alaska. I think it's time for an intervention. She needs to be taken immediately to New Orleans! She needs to be taken to a surprise Saints party or bar with 17 TVs, each showing a different game from the 2009 season. She needs New Orleans jazz and South Louisiana Zydeco music playing. She needs to drink a Hurricane or a Jax beer. She needs to be taken back to the hotel and have mad monkey sex while wearing a Drew Brees jersey and screaming "WHO-DAT". That and only that will bring her around. If none of that works...damn, I'm out of advice. I guess you're on your own.

foreverfan · 05-09-2011, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka

She needs to be taken immediately to New Orleans! She needs to be taken to a surprise Saints party or bar with 17 TVs, each showing a different game from the 2009 season. She needs New Orleans jazz and South Louisiana Zydeco music playing. She needs to drink a Hurricane or a Jax beer. She needs to be taken back to the hotel and have mad monkey sex while wearing a Drew Brees jersey and screaming "WHO-DAT".

05-09-2011, 01:14 PM	#1
Srgt. Hulka 1000 Posts + Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 4,417	Boy, you guys are tough. It's obvious she is suffering from some debilitating brain disorder. You can't hit or torture the mentally ill. She's sick and is screaming out for help. It was probably brought on by the shock of seeing her son, her own flesh and blood, in Seahawks gear and depression caused by the eternal darkness you guys suffer from up there in Alaska. I think it's time for an intervention. She needs to be taken immediately to New Orleans! She needs to be taken to a surprise Saints party or bar with 17 TVs, each showing a different game from the 2009 season. She needs New Orleans jazz and South Louisiana Zydeco music playing. She needs to drink a Hurricane or a Jax beer. She needs to be taken back to the hotel and have mad monkey sex while wearing a Drew Brees jersey and screaming "WHO-DAT". That and only that will bring her around. If none of that works...damn, I'm out of advice. I guess you're on your own. AlaskaSaints likes this.
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05-09-2011, 07:38 PM	#2
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka She needs to be taken immediately to New Orleans! She needs to be taken to a surprise Saints party or bar with 17 TVs, each showing a different game from the 2009 season. She needs New Orleans jazz and South Louisiana Zydeco music playing. She needs to drink a Hurricane or a Jax beer. She needs to be taken back to the hotel and have mad monkey sex while wearing a Drew Brees jersey and screaming "WHO-DAT".