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TreyThomas · 04-23-2012, 11:11 PM

This just in! It was actually the Saints who bombed Pearl Harbor. They disguised themselves as Japanese, and taught all players to fly fighter aircrafts every offseason, 30 years prior to the attack. Many believe the evil masterminds planned this directly after sinking the Titantic.

burningmetal · 04-24-2012, 01:38 AM

Turns out the Saints had a bounty on the levies, and intentionally caused flooding during Katrina. Mickey Loomis and Sean Payton were aware of it, but didn't stop it.

According to sources.

burningmetal · 04-24-2012, 01:46 AM

Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka

You know damn good and well that that SOB Loomis was responsible for the dissapearance of Amelia Earhart!! I heard it from my sisters cousin's brother's nephew's mother' husband's dog!

Wait a minute. Something isn't adding up here... Ah screw it, why do math? No dog has ever lied before, so it must be true.

-Roger Goodell

SaintGup · 04-24-2012, 03:23 AM

Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka

You know damn good and well that that SOB Loomis was responsible for the dissapearance of Amelia Earhart!! I heard it from my sisters cousin's brother's nephew's mother' husband's dog!

Yes, but as we all know, your sister's cousin's brother's nephew's mother's husband's dog had a beef with Gumbo so the information is not credible.

Srgt. Hulka · 04-24-2012, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by SaintGup

Yes, but as we all know, your sister's cousin's brother's nephew's mother's husband's dog had a beef with Gumbo so the information is not credible.

So...when did credibility have anything to do with any of this?

SloMotion · 04-24-2012, 10:55 AM

In 1971, a man known only as 'D.B. Cooper' hijacked and threatened to blow up an airliner, extorted $200,000 from its owner, Northwest Orient, then leaped from the airborne 727 with 21 pounds of $20 bills strapped to his torso ... he was never seen again—dead or alive ... which leads to the question, "Where exactly was Mickey Loomis in 1971?".

saintfan · 04-24-2012, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by SloMotion

In 1971, a man known only as 'D.B. Cooper' hijacked and threatened to blow up an airliner, extorted $200,000 from its owner, Northwest Orient, then leaped from the airborne 727 with 21 pounds of $20 bills strapped to his torso ... he was never seen again—dead or alive ... which leads to the question, "Where exactly was Mickey Loomis in 1971?".

Brilliant!

darstep · 04-24-2012, 12:28 PM

That little swith under the desk just has to go.
We will call up a storm, a BIG one. Call it Kathy or Katrina or something.
Then we'll blow the levy, flood the city, and during the Superdome confusion,
I'll sneak upstairs, snip them wires, and no one will be the wiser.
Yeah, that's what we'll do.

ChrisXVI · 04-24-2012, 02:55 PM

This thread is amazing! You guys are cracking me up... Awesome stuff!

TXGSP · 04-24-2012, 03:48 PM

Roswell, NM incident finally explained...

DoD released information on an NFL team, the New Orleams Saints officials were testing ways to inflitrate the airways to spy on practices and learn game plans of other teams when they lost control of the "craft" and crash landed.

The source also stated the M. Loomis, S.Payton had been initially kept in cryogenic incarceration after the incident due to advanced knowledge received from the "original" owners of the "craft" which would have altered the game of football at the time.

04-23-2012, 11:11 PM	#21
TreyThomas Registered Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 82	This just in! It was actually the Saints who bombed Pearl Harbor. They disguised themselves as Japanese, and taught all players to fly fighter aircrafts every offseason, 30 years prior to the attack. Many believe the evil masterminds planned this directly after sinking the Titantic. saintfan likes this.
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04-24-2012, 01:46 AM	#23
burningmetal 1000 Posts + Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 3,923 Blog Entries: 3	Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka You know damn good and well that that SOB Loomis was responsible for the dissapearance of Amelia Earhart!! I heard it from my sisters cousin's brother's nephew's mother' husband's dog! Wait a minute. Something isn't adding up here... Ah screw it, why do math? No dog has ever lied before, so it must be true. -Roger Goodell

04-24-2012, 03:23 AM	#24
SaintGup 500th Post Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: London, England Posts: 580	Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka You know damn good and well that that SOB Loomis was responsible for the dissapearance of Amelia Earhart!! I heard it from my sisters cousin's brother's nephew's mother' husband's dog! Yes, but as we all know, your sister's cousin's brother's nephew's mother's husband's dog had a beef with Gumbo so the information is not credible. Srgt. Hulka likes this.

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Srgt. Hulka 1000 Posts + Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 4,417	Originally Posted by SaintGup Yes, but as we all know, your sister's cousin's brother's nephew's mother's husband's dog had a beef with Gumbo so the information is not credible. So...when did credibility have anything to do with any of this? saintfan likes this.

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SloMotion 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,776 Blog Entries: 15	In 1971, a man known only as 'D.B. Cooper' hijacked and threatened to blow up an airliner, extorted $200,000 from its owner, Northwest Orient, then leaped from the airborne 727 with 21 pounds of $20 bills strapped to his torso ... he was never seen again—dead or alive ... which leads to the question, "Where exactly was Mickey Loomis in 1971?". saintfan and SaintsBro like this.

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04-24-2012, 01:38 AM	#22
burningmetal 1000 Posts + Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 3,923 Blog Entries: 3	Turns out the Saints had a bounty on the levies, and intentionally caused flooding during Katrina. Mickey Loomis and Sean Payton were aware of it, but didn't stop it. According to sources.

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saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by SloMotion In 1971, a man known only as 'D.B. Cooper' hijacked and threatened to blow up an airliner, extorted $200,000 from its owner, Northwest Orient, then leaped from the airborne 727 with 21 pounds of $20 bills strapped to his torso ... he was never seen again—dead or alive ... which leads to the question, "Where exactly was Mickey Loomis in 1971?". Brilliant!

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darstep SaintSince67 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: PortCity Posts: 2,044	That little swith under the desk just has to go. We will call up a storm, a BIG one. Call it Kathy or Katrina or something. Then we'll blow the levy, flood the city, and during the Superdome confusion, I'll sneak upstairs, snip them wires, and no one will be the wiser. Yeah, that's what we'll do.

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ChrisXVI 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 11,482	This thread is amazing! You guys are cracking me up... Awesome stuff!

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TXGSP LET MY TEAM GO! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Just north of COWGAL HELL Posts: 296	Roswell, NM incident finally explained... DoD released information on an NFL team, the New Orleams Saints officials were testing ways to inflitrate the airways to spy on practices and learn game plans of other teams when they lost control of the "craft" and crash landed. The source also stated the M. Loomis, S.Payton had been initially kept in cryogenic incarceration after the incident due to advanced knowledge received from the "original" owners of the "craft" which would have altered the game of football at the time.

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