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I would like to note for the record that the rumor about sheep is completely unfounded. This was started by a certain WR who will remain nameless after I criticized the QB for poor throws. This WR started the rumor to discredit me. BnB and I stuffed him in a locker.

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In a locker with a sheep, if memory serves me correctly. Perhaps that\'s where the rumor started? My vote was for a goat, but what do I know?

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Papz, Owner.
5\'9 165lbs
Speed 4.52/40

Upside: Willing to spend money to obtain the best players and coaches on the market. This Asian genious who graduated from Harvard with a Masters in Sex Education. As soon as he graduated, he hit the powerball and bought the Saints, aka the Yankees of the South.

Downside: Papz sometimes may overspend to get his man/woman *cough* Sometimes he may get a little too intoxicated in the press box, and tends to pee in the same corner over and over. With the constant abuse of urinating, it sometimes produce an enchanting odor in the Dome which causes players and fans to pass out.

P.S. The mushrooms that you have on your burgers, guess where they came from. :o :exclam:

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I\'m the real reason Willie Roaf and his wife left town. :EVILLE:

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xan
6\'2\" 195, 4.87,
QB coach/Former Ivy League 1st team and NFL clipboard holder
Cannon arm, good decision maker, but needed too much time in the pocket. Slow 1st step usually eluded 1st attacking lineman, but not second. Desire to throw deep on every play caused WR revolt on 7 different teams. Playing career ended when audibled double reverse on 4th and goal resulted in severe brain cramp. Insights into play construction and playcalling keep him in the league. Entirely too quiet in the locker room, but can\'t resist piling on in a rout. Has a tendency to get too big picture, lose focus of down and distance. Suspended 4 games for way too frequent deposits at the local fertility clinic. Anal retentive and argumentative with coaching staff. Facts spewn out during interviews have resulted in causing \"xan syndrome\" to listeners, usually identified with dumbfounded, drooling glaze and a time gap.

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:xxrotflmao:

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Mutineer10
Waterboy
Height: 6\'0, Weight: 185, Speed: Not since college

Upside: Cheap. Works for beer in lieu of money.

Downside: Distracting sideline demeanor, tries to tell players/coaches what to do instead of simply providing water. History of substance abuse. Once (in a drunken stupor) stole coach Haslett\'s headset and instructed Aaron Brooks to lateral the ball to Wayne Gandy. Suspected of substituting the defense\'s water with vodka the first 12 games of the 2004 season. Also suspected of spiking drinks to incite fights on planes.

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Saintfan
Full Back
Height: 6\' Weight: 234 lbs Speed: 4.71/40
Upside: Punishing blocker and good in line blocker. Iron head. Gets to the second level and punishes smaller ILBs. Decent hands and eyes out of the backfield.
Downside: Iron head? Needs better footwork in the pass blocking. Occasionally overshifts to cover the blitz.

Saints_LB
LB/Special Teams Ace
Height: 6\'2\" Weight: 241 lbs Speed: 4.59/40
Upside: Can play both weak and strong side. Tracks the ball well. Decent stack and shed ability. Plays like a maniac on the coverage teams, and is a solid blocker in the return game. Good tackling mechanic. Trash talks in an understated and sarchastic manner.
Downside: Smiles on the sideline after the offense is forced to punt. Generally despises players whose positon is only a quarter back (of course, this improves his blitzing skills). Can disappear at times.

Scotty
Quarterback
Height: 6\'4\" Weight: 221 lbs Speed: 5.01/40
Upside: Strong arm and big frame. Reads defenses pretty well, and possesses good read/progression ability. He is the thinking man\'s QB. Has some intangibles (whatever that means).
Downside: Locks in on his man at times. Sometimes overthinks the play. Periodically audibles to his own number. Sold WhoDat the sheep. Pressure situations can get him riled.

SFIAH
Cornerback
Height: 5\'10\" Weight: 200 lbs Speed: 4.40/40
Upside: Is a ball hawk. Good read and react skills. Plays strong against the run. Can really lay the lumber. Breaks well on the ball and plays it well at its highest point.
Downside: Lives in the wrong state. Is in the coaches\' dog house for partying with papz. Should be more vocal given his experience.

This is still kind of making me laugh.

[Edited on 2/3/2005 by JKool]

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It\'s definitely making me laugh. And after Euph talked to the stopwatch guy for me, my time was actually 4.39 so ha!! :P

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Don\'t sell yourself short. He told me it said 3.9! Are you saying he\'s lying?

This just in:
Euph suspended for pulling a knife on the water boy during practice... something about his water tasting like booze?