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LKelley
Outside Linbacker
Height: 6\'3\" Weight: 257 lbs Speed: 4.65/40
Upside: Plays strong at the point of attack. Good understanding of the position. Strong leadership skills; team player. Is a student of the game. Very instinctive and productive player. Well suited to bang and smash on the Strong side. Solid tackling mechanic.
Downside: Can get mismatched against opposing teams speedier RBs. Farts dust. Is a fan of the half-time speech. Lower body strength could be better.

Scouting Update:
Whodi, RB, has been linked to abnormal behavior in College... something about frats and twins? Stock rising, then falling, then rising, then falling... Also, there was something about a sheep that has been going around...

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again with the sheep.....that sheep gets around more than paris hilton.

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Yeah, the way you guys passed her around, it makes \'Paris or the sheep\' a tough call. :o I heard she was seeing that waterboy from the Ravens!?

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Actually, I\'m the waterboy seeing Paris Hilton now. The Ravens waterboy is the one seeing the sheep.

After the way that sheep\'s been around with some of you creeps, I wouldn\'t touch it with a ten-foot pole...

:P


[Edited on 3/3/2005 by mutineer10]

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BMG
Front Office/Former OT (possible hall of famer)
Height: 6\'7\" Weight: 298 lbs Speed: 5.12/40
Upside: Brilliant capologist and deal maker. Powerful run blocker; this guy was a mauler. Strong work ethic and diligence to detail. Avoided the sheep and doesn\'t frequent sites called \"pantherlove\". Holds team bench press record.
Downside: Totally MIA (and right at the start of FA too).

EDIT: Mutey, you wish you had a ten foot pole... and so does Paris.

[Edited on 3/3/2005 by JKool]

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4DSaints
Trainer/Former MLB Trainer
Height: 6\'0 Weight: 205 lbs. Speed: When available
Upside: Has a knack for innovative weight lifting techniques that always boosts strength and muscle girth. Constantly on cell phone arranging special workout sessions for players with \'specialist\' in L.A. Has excellent legal counsel. \"Don\'t want this guy inside your head.\" - Hannibal Lector
Downside:Looks somewhat like the \"Church Lady\" and usually has low tolerance for ignorant reporters who keep asking the same questions over and over. Not always willing to be a team player and often misunderstood.

[Edited on 3/3/2005 by 4DSaints]

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whoah, i made the grade LOL. sometimes interupts and takes over halftime tirades. ladies say lower body is his strength, hehe.

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Scouting Update:
Saints4D - Actually advised star DE, BnB, to eat more livers!
LKelley - Twice insisted that we trade Scotty for a puck bag and a team bus.
Scotty - Threatened to hold out if the rumors about the sheep wouldn\'t stop!

Rising Stock:
Tobias-R and LOE. Look for these guys to make a splash this year!

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You know, you sell a guy a sheep and for some reason your rep takes a hit. She\'s a great sheep on an average forum. What\'s the prob?

I will be holding out but not cuz of the sheep rumors. Halo refuses to pay his QBs anything. I want top 3 poster money or I\'m moving to saints revolution.

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I heard that the sheep fumbles on the goal line and selfishly tries to lose in the first quarter so she can put up great numbers in the second half... she was also in a locker with Billy...