Weird Saints dreams

neugey · 06-13-2020, 10:48 AM

We've had a lot of heavy topics on here as of late, so I thought I'd start this thread to lighten things up.

Last night I had an odd dream. For some reason Coach Payton became superstitious about stuffed animals and wanted to have lots of them present on the sideline during games. And he named me equipment manager of the stuffed animals. So there I was trying to hang onto this large array of stuffed animals and keep the other players from stepping on them. But my efforts paid off and apparently the superstition was true because we won the game on a last minute field goal.

Chalking this weird ass dream up to sports withdrawal. Have you guys had any strange ones lately?

The Dude · 06-13-2020, 05:11 PM

Did you at least get an autograph? A tug from a Saintsation?

spkb25 · 06-13-2020, 05:59 PM

Sean can't win anymore. Youre going to learn all about that this season.

neugey · 06-13-2020, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by The Dude

Did you at least get an autograph? A tug from a Saintsation?

If I did, I woke up before it happened

AsylumGuido · 06-14-2020, 07:04 AM

Originally Posted by spkb25

Sean can't win anymore. Youre going to learn all about that this season.

Always so positive.

So, here is the record of every team since 2017. If Payton can't win anymore his record should look bad, right?

New England 41-14-0 74.6% 9.2 +1.1
New Orleans 39-14-0 73.6% 7.3 +3.0
Kansas City 38-16-0 70.4% 7.7 +3.3
LA Rams 35-17-0 67.3% 6.0 +1.7
Baltimore 33-17-0 66.0% 8.4 +4.9
Philadelphia 35-19-0 64.8% 4.5 +2.3
Minnesota 33-18-1 64.7% 4.2 +1.3
Pittsburgh 30-18-1 62.5% 3.0 -0.1
Seattle 31-20-0 60.8% 2.4 +0.7
Tennessee 30-23-0 56.6% 0.9 +1.2
Dallas 28-22-0 56.0% 2.9 +0.8
Green Bay 27-22-1 55.1% -0.7 -2.1
LA Chargers 27-23-0 54.0% 3.3 +1.0
Chicago 25-24-0 51.0% 1.3 +1.2
Houston 26-25-0 51.0% -1.0 -0.7
Buffalo 25-25-0 50.0% -2.3 +0.4
Atlanta 25-25-0 50.0% 0.4 -0.7
San Francisco 25-26-0 49.0% 0.9 +1.9
Carolina 23-26-0 46.9% -2.1 -1.7
Jacksonville 23-28-0 45.1% -0.3 -0.2
Indianapolis 22-28-0 44.0% -1.4 +0.1
Detroit 18-29-1 38.3% -1.8 +0.4
Miami 18-30-0 37.5% -8.6 -2.2
Denver 18-30-0 37.5% -3.1 -1.8
Washington 17-31-0 35.4% -6.1 -2.3
Tampa Bay 17-31-0 35.4% -2.2 -0.1
Oakland 17-31-0 35.4% -7.4 -4.4
Arizona 16-31-1 34.0% -7.2 -2.3
NY Jets 16-32-0 33.3% -5.7 -0.5
Cincinnati 15-33-0 31.2% -6.0 -2.7
Cleveland 13-34-1 27.7% -5.6 -2.7
NY Giants 12-36-0 25.0% -6.1 -2.5

If he can't win anymore why does only New England have a better record over the past three season?

You are so full of crap.

AsylumGuido · 06-14-2020, 11:23 AM

19-0 Baby!

The Dude · 06-14-2020, 12:39 PM

7-9 this year. We will do fine until we hit a 3-4 game losing streak mid season and then the team will fall apart.

spkb25 · 06-14-2020, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by AsylumGuido

Always so positive.

So, here is the record of every team since 2017. If Payton can't win anymore his record should look bad, right?

New England 41-14-0 74.6% 9.2 +1.1
New Orleans 39-14-0 73.6% 7.3 +3.0
Kansas City 38-16-0 70.4% 7.7 +3.3
LA Rams 35-17-0 67.3% 6.0 +1.7
Baltimore 33-17-0 66.0% 8.4 +4.9
Philadelphia 35-19-0 64.8% 4.5 +2.3
Minnesota 33-18-1 64.7% 4.2 +1.3
Pittsburgh 30-18-1 62.5% 3.0 -0.1
Seattle 31-20-0 60.8% 2.4 +0.7
Tennessee 30-23-0 56.6% 0.9 +1.2
Dallas 28-22-0 56.0% 2.9 +0.8
Green Bay 27-22-1 55.1% -0.7 -2.1
LA Chargers 27-23-0 54.0% 3.3 +1.0
Chicago 25-24-0 51.0% 1.3 +1.2
Houston 26-25-0 51.0% -1.0 -0.7
Buffalo 25-25-0 50.0% -2.3 +0.4
Atlanta 25-25-0 50.0% 0.4 -0.7
San Francisco 25-26-0 49.0% 0.9 +1.9
Carolina 23-26-0 46.9% -2.1 -1.7
Jacksonville 23-28-0 45.1% -0.3 -0.2
Indianapolis 22-28-0 44.0% -1.4 +0.1
Detroit 18-29-1 38.3% -1.8 +0.4
Miami 18-30-0 37.5% -8.6 -2.2
Denver 18-30-0 37.5% -3.1 -1.8
Washington 17-31-0 35.4% -6.1 -2.3
Tampa Bay 17-31-0 35.4% -2.2 -0.1
Oakland 17-31-0 35.4% -7.4 -4.4
Arizona 16-31-1 34.0% -7.2 -2.3
NY Jets 16-32-0 33.3% -5.7 -0.5
Cincinnati 15-33-0 31.2% -6.0 -2.7
Cleveland 13-34-1 27.7% -5.6 -2.7
NY Giants 12-36-0 25.0% -6.1 -2.5

If he can't win anymore why does only New England have a better record over the past three season?

You are so full of crap.

My bad, let .e help you with the numbers that actually matter

2-3 in the playoffs
0 super bowl appearances
0 super bowls

But yeah I think it is great that he is the regular season champion, what trophy is that again?

AsylumGuido · 06-14-2020, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by The Dude

7-9 this year. We will do fine until we hit a 3-4 game losing streak mid season and then the team will fall apart.

Bet you $20 we do better than 7-9. Hell, make that $50. Up for it? Or are you afraid? You are sounding as bad as spkb ... and that is sad.

Come on, The Dude! The seasonal bet is tradition.

AsylumGuido · 06-14-2020, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by spkb25

My bad, let .e help you with the numbers that actually matter

2-3 in the playoffs
0 super bowl appearances
0 super bowls

But yeah I think it is great that he is the regular season champion, what trophy is that again?

You can't win it all if you don't make it there. Do you get that concept? Probably not. It is most likely beyond your ability to comprehend.

What is your problem, dude? Do you hate life that much that you look at everything like it has been sh!t upon? Or is it just everything Saints related?

(By the way ... who is .e?)

06-13-2020, 10:48 AM	#1
neugey Hu Dat! Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 6,606 Blog Entries: 13	Weird Saints dreams We've had a lot of heavy topics on here as of late, so I thought I'd start this thread to lighten things up. Last night I had an odd dream. For some reason Coach Payton became superstitious about stuffed animals and wanted to have lots of them present on the sideline during games. And he named me equipment manager of the stuffed animals. So there I was trying to hang onto this large array of stuffed animals and keep the other players from stepping on them. But my efforts paid off and apparently the superstition was true because we won the game on a last minute field goal. Chalking this weird ass dream up to sports withdrawal. Have you guys had any strange ones lately? jnormand, SmashMouth, Rugby Saint II and 1 others like this.

06-13-2020, 05:11 PM	#2
The Dude 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 9,006	Re: Weird Saints dreams Did you at least get an autograph? A tug from a Saintsation? jnormand likes this.
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06-13-2020, 05:59 PM	#3
spkb25 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 13,057	Re: Weird Saints dreams Sean can't win anymore. Youre going to learn all about that this season. SmashMouth likes this.

06-13-2020, 06:19 PM	#4
neugey Hu Dat! Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 6,606 Blog Entries: 13	Re: Weird Saints dreams Originally Posted by The Dude Did you at least get an autograph? A tug from a Saintsation? If I did, I woke up before it happened

06-14-2020, 07:04 AM	#5
AsylumGuido 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bossier City, LA Posts: 24,395	Re: Weird Saints dreams Originally Posted by spkb25 Sean can't win anymore. Youre going to learn all about that this season. Always so positive. So, here is the record of every team since 2017. If Payton can't win anymore his record should look bad, right? New England 41-14-0 74.6% 9.2 +1.1 New Orleans 39-14-0 73.6% 7.3 +3.0 Kansas City 38-16-0 70.4% 7.7 +3.3 LA Rams 35-17-0 67.3% 6.0 +1.7 Baltimore 33-17-0 66.0% 8.4 +4.9 Philadelphia 35-19-0 64.8% 4.5 +2.3 Minnesota 33-18-1 64.7% 4.2 +1.3 Pittsburgh 30-18-1 62.5% 3.0 -0.1 Seattle 31-20-0 60.8% 2.4 +0.7 Tennessee 30-23-0 56.6% 0.9 +1.2 Dallas 28-22-0 56.0% 2.9 +0.8 Green Bay 27-22-1 55.1% -0.7 -2.1 LA Chargers 27-23-0 54.0% 3.3 +1.0 Chicago 25-24-0 51.0% 1.3 +1.2 Houston 26-25-0 51.0% -1.0 -0.7 Buffalo 25-25-0 50.0% -2.3 +0.4 Atlanta 25-25-0 50.0% 0.4 -0.7 San Francisco 25-26-0 49.0% 0.9 +1.9 Carolina 23-26-0 46.9% -2.1 -1.7 Jacksonville 23-28-0 45.1% -0.3 -0.2 Indianapolis 22-28-0 44.0% -1.4 +0.1 Detroit 18-29-1 38.3% -1.8 +0.4 Miami 18-30-0 37.5% -8.6 -2.2 Denver 18-30-0 37.5% -3.1 -1.8 Washington 17-31-0 35.4% -6.1 -2.3 Tampa Bay 17-31-0 35.4% -2.2 -0.1 Oakland 17-31-0 35.4% -7.4 -4.4 Arizona 16-31-1 34.0% -7.2 -2.3 NY Jets 16-32-0 33.3% -5.7 -0.5 Cincinnati 15-33-0 31.2% -6.0 -2.7 Cleveland 13-34-1 27.7% -5.6 -2.7 NY Giants 12-36-0 25.0% -6.1 -2.5 If he can't win anymore why does only New England have a better record over the past three season? You are so full of crap. Rugby Saint II, WW_Who_Dat and OldMaid like this.
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The Dude 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 9,006	Re: Weird Saints dreams 7-9 this year. We will do fine until we hit a 3-4 game losing streak mid season and then the team will fall apart.
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06-14-2020, 01:18 PM	#8
spkb25 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 13,057	Re: Weird Saints dreams Originally Posted by AsylumGuido Always so positive. So, here is the record of every team since 2017. If Payton can't win anymore his record should look bad, right? New England 41-14-0 74.6% 9.2 +1.1 New Orleans 39-14-0 73.6% 7.3 +3.0 Kansas City 38-16-0 70.4% 7.7 +3.3 LA Rams 35-17-0 67.3% 6.0 +1.7 Baltimore 33-17-0 66.0% 8.4 +4.9 Philadelphia 35-19-0 64.8% 4.5 +2.3 Minnesota 33-18-1 64.7% 4.2 +1.3 Pittsburgh 30-18-1 62.5% 3.0 -0.1 Seattle 31-20-0 60.8% 2.4 +0.7 Tennessee 30-23-0 56.6% 0.9 +1.2 Dallas 28-22-0 56.0% 2.9 +0.8 Green Bay 27-22-1 55.1% -0.7 -2.1 LA Chargers 27-23-0 54.0% 3.3 +1.0 Chicago 25-24-0 51.0% 1.3 +1.2 Houston 26-25-0 51.0% -1.0 -0.7 Buffalo 25-25-0 50.0% -2.3 +0.4 Atlanta 25-25-0 50.0% 0.4 -0.7 San Francisco 25-26-0 49.0% 0.9 +1.9 Carolina 23-26-0 46.9% -2.1 -1.7 Jacksonville 23-28-0 45.1% -0.3 -0.2 Indianapolis 22-28-0 44.0% -1.4 +0.1 Detroit 18-29-1 38.3% -1.8 +0.4 Miami 18-30-0 37.5% -8.6 -2.2 Denver 18-30-0 37.5% -3.1 -1.8 Washington 17-31-0 35.4% -6.1 -2.3 Tampa Bay 17-31-0 35.4% -2.2 -0.1 Oakland 17-31-0 35.4% -7.4 -4.4 Arizona 16-31-1 34.0% -7.2 -2.3 NY Jets 16-32-0 33.3% -5.7 -0.5 Cincinnati 15-33-0 31.2% -6.0 -2.7 Cleveland 13-34-1 27.7% -5.6 -2.7 NY Giants 12-36-0 25.0% -6.1 -2.5 If he can't win anymore why does only New England have a better record over the past three season? You are so full of crap. My bad, let .e help you with the numbers that actually matter 2-3 in the playoffs 0 super bowl appearances 0 super bowls But yeah I think it is great that he is the regular season champion, what trophy is that again?

06-14-2020, 01:37 PM	#9
AsylumGuido 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bossier City, LA Posts: 24,395	Re: Weird Saints dreams Originally Posted by The Dude 7-9 this year. We will do fine until we hit a 3-4 game losing streak mid season and then the team will fall apart. Bet you $20 we do better than 7-9. Hell, make that $50. Up for it? Or are you afraid? You are sounding as bad as spkb ... and that is sad. Come on, The Dude! The seasonal bet is tradition.

06-14-2020, 01:40 PM	#10
AsylumGuido 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bossier City, LA Posts: 24,395	Re: Weird Saints dreams Originally Posted by spkb25 My bad, let .e help you with the numbers that actually matter 2-3 in the playoffs 0 super bowl appearances 0 super bowls But yeah I think it is great that he is the regular season champion, what trophy is that again? You can't win it all if you don't make it there. Do you get that concept? Probably not. It is most likely beyond your ability to comprehend. What is your problem, dude? Do you hate life that much that you look at everything like it has been sh!t upon? Or is it just everything Saints related? (By the way ... who is .e?)