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From the Times Picayune 12/15/09{Meant to be a joke}

William Aloyicious "Blue Dat" Harris has inspired a nation. His appearance on National television, undaunted when his absolute favorite team in the world was seemingly on the ropes is a message of tenacity and perservernce to us all.

Bill was located on his Yacht sportfishing off the coast of Monte Carlo, the SS Fleur De Lis. When asked, how it felt to inspire a nation of millions, he said with an oddly Aristocratic British Accent "It is an interesting conundrum that presents itself here today. The petroleum reserves are plummeting, global warming either is or isn't an issue, obesity is striking our kids at an alarming rate, there is a war in Afghanistan but all of that, sadly is meaningless to me right now as my favorite sports franchise is 13-0!!! Now, the lot of you be off."

It was at this point that Bill bit the head off of a live catfish and took a swig of a warm Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.

William Aloyicious "Blue Dat" Harris, a mystery and an inspiration to us all



This is too funny...lol...so his name is Bill