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Old 04-23-2012, 11:11 PM   #21
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This just in! It was actually the Saints who bombed Pearl Harbor. They disguised themselves as Japanese, and taught all players to fly fighter aircrafts every offseason, 30 years prior to the attack. Many believe the evil masterminds planned this directly after sinking the Titantic.
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Old 04-24-2012, 01:38 AM   #22
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Turns out the Saints had a bounty on the levies, and intentionally caused flooding during Katrina. Mickey Loomis and Sean Payton were aware of it, but didn't stop it.

According to sources.
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Old 04-24-2012, 01:46 AM   #23
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You know damn good and well that that SOB Loomis was responsible for the dissapearance of Amelia Earhart!! I heard it from my sisters cousin's brother's nephew's mother' husband's dog!
Wait a minute. Something isn't adding up here... Ah screw it, why do math? No dog has ever lied before, so it must be true.

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Old 04-24-2012, 03:23 AM   #24
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You know damn good and well that that SOB Loomis was responsible for the dissapearance of Amelia Earhart!! I heard it from my sisters cousin's brother's nephew's mother' husband's dog!
Yes, but as we all know, your sister's cousin's brother's nephew's mother's husband's dog had a beef with Gumbo so the information is not credible.
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Old 04-24-2012, 10:18 AM   #25
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Yes, but as we all know, your sister's cousin's brother's nephew's mother's husband's dog had a beef with Gumbo so the information is not credible.
So...when did credibility have anything to do with any of this?
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Old 04-24-2012, 10:55 AM   #26
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In 1971, a man known only as 'D.B. Cooper' hijacked and threatened to blow up an airliner, extorted $200,000 from its owner, Northwest Orient, then leaped from the airborne 727 with 21 pounds of $20 bills strapped to his torso ... he was never seen againódead or alive ... which leads to the question, "Where exactly was Mickey Loomis in 1971?".

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Old 04-24-2012, 11:22 AM   #27
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In 1971, a man known only as 'D.B. Cooper' hijacked and threatened to blow up an airliner, extorted $200,000 from its owner, Northwest Orient, then leaped from the airborne 727 with 21 pounds of $20 bills strapped to his torso ... he was never seen againódead or alive ... which leads to the question, "Where exactly was Mickey Loomis in 1971?".

Brilliant!
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Old 04-24-2012, 12:28 PM   #28
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That little swith under the desk just has to go.
We will call up a storm, a BIG one. Call it Kathy or Katrina or something.
Then we'll blow the levy, flood the city, and during the Superdome confusion,
I'll sneak upstairs, snip them wires, and no one will be the wiser.
Yeah, that's what we'll do.
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Old 04-24-2012, 02:55 PM   #29
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This thread is amazing! You guys are cracking me up... Awesome stuff!
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Old 04-24-2012, 03:48 PM   #30
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Roswell, NM incident finally explained...

DoD released information on an NFL team, the New Orleams Saints officials were testing ways to inflitrate the airways to spy on practices and learn game plans of other teams when they lost control of the "craft" and crash landed.

The source also stated the M. Loomis, S.Payton had been initially kept in cryogenic incarceration after the incident due to advanced knowledge received from the "original" owners of the "craft" which would have altered the game of football at the time.
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