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this is a discussion within the Saints Community Forum; MOONSHINERS TEAM REPORT: OFFENSE Brooks-Sucked. Need I say more. Eye-Owning Smiley asss BUST! Deuce-Disappeared down the stretch for the 3rd straight year! Fat caught from behind BUST! T-rex-Our best player on O. We’ll regret that. Lost another good one, STUD. ...

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Old 05-03-2004, 05:15 PM   #1
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MOONSHINERS TEAM REPORT:

MOONSHINERS TEAM REPORT:
OFFENSE
Brooks-Sucked. Need I say more. Eye-Owning Smiley asss BUST!
Deuce-Disappeared down the stretch for the 3rd straight year! Fat caught from behind BUST!
T-rex-Our best player on O. We’ll regret that. Lost another good one, STUD.
Gash = M*A*S*H*, Hey Grandpa DEPENDS aren’t approved NFL attire. Geriatric BUST!
O-line-They ain’t Kyle Turley-BUST with Bad Hair!
TE-Conwell, Ball dropping BUST, Boo-Can’t block BUST, Hilton-Incredibly Tall BUST!
WR-Horn-Too many drops, Flip Phone BUST
Pathon-Disappearing BUST
Stallworth-Hamstrung BUST
Lewis-Now runs East-West, BUST

DEFENSE
Howard-Injured constantly, Undependable BUST
Sullivan-Coulda had William Joseph, All Time Saints BUST
Grant-UGA BUST and a REACH at #23.
Gravy-Our best D-lineman in years, and we cut him. STUD
Hodge-Injured 10 games-ALL POTENTIAL BUST
Cie Grant-A 240 lb MLB? Should be a safety, “SEEâ⠬? BUST
Rodgers-Played in the band-GAY RIGHT BRAIN BUST
Bellamy-One good year? Remember David Carr? Interrupted BUST
Tesuky-OVERPAID, 4.3 Second BUST
Thomas-5’-10� Club wearing Seattle reject BUST
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Old 05-03-2004, 07:43 PM   #2
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MOONSHINERS TEAM REPORT:

Haz - Inexplicably can\'t win in December NO MATTER WHAT Bust.
Loomis - Trades critical 3nd round pick for a a 2nd round pick Bust.
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Old 05-03-2004, 08:08 PM   #3
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Now you\'re getting it Danno. Lemme try:

Sunshiners Team Report:
Brooks - Best QB ever to wear Black and GOld will soon be best QB ever.
Deuce - already the best RB ever.
T-rex - anybody can block. He was basically useless anyway.
Gash - Age, shmage. This guy\'s going to REALLY improve the offense.
O-line - Even though we blamed Brooks\' poor play on them, they really rock. All Pro Bowlers this year.
TE - Conwell isn\'t old and he didn\'t lose a step. Pro Bowler baby. Boo is coming out, he\'s going to the Pro Bowl also. So basically, that\'s our QB, RB, entire o-line, and two TEs in the Pro Bowl so far.
WR - Horn, disregard all that talk about trading the guy and how we\'re weak at WR. Horn\'s going back to the Pro Bowl.
Stallworth - nevermind he can\'t play a minute without pulling something. THIS year he\'ll REALLY work all that stuff out and be the monster we drafted him to be.
Pathon - despite age and the inability to step it up so far in his career, this is his year.
Lewis - Pro Bowl. Why? B/c.

Howard - no more injuries. Pro Bowl.
Sullivan - will slim down and mature and be the stud he is supposed to be.
Young - Hey, he\'s fiery. If that doesn\'t translate to Pro Bowl, I don\'t know what does.
Grant - Will continue to develop. 10 sacks last year, I see 15 or more this year.
Hodge - years of underachievement will be erased. THIS is the year where he FINALLY, REALLY comes to play. Why? Why not?
Grant - He played three downs at MLB in college. Why shouldn\'t he be the perfect NFL MLB. Pro Bowl.
Smith - He\'ll play the \'buck\' position, have 37 sacks, and go to the Pro Bowl.
Bellamy - he played well last year, so this year he\'ll play even better!
Tebucky - years in this league playing for one of the best coaches in the league and he couldn\'t get it together. This year, Jim Haslett will have him ready. No more missed tackles here. Pro Bowl.
Thomas - undersized and old? Pro Bowl.

Clearly, anyone who has questions or doubts about this team is just pessimistic and has an agenda. It\'s obvious that this team is set to be 14-2.

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Old 05-03-2004, 08:21 PM   #4
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WhoDat,

You forgot the 12th man on the D: Bad Luck - this year is his turn around year, he\'ll come out guns blazin\' turning himself into... GOOD LUCK - Pro Bowl baby!
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Old 05-03-2004, 08:27 PM   #5
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Damn, how could I forget that one J?!?!?!
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Old 05-04-2004, 12:32 AM   #6
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Sunshiners Team Report:
Hmmmm

Nothing on the cost effective coaching ??

That cast of wonderous teachers and generally inspirational leaders , the coaches that have the players wondering what they are talking about and inspire them to play for other teams that have better coaching ....
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Old 05-04-2004, 08:02 AM   #7
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What is with all of this negative thinking and cynicism? You guys all know I am positive, upbeat a ray of golden sunshine. I refuse to come to the dark side.
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