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Joke of the Day
this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming… she told her lover to stand like a robot and not to move. Husband: What is this? Wife: This is ...
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Re: Joke of the Day
A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming… she told her lover to stand like a robot and not to move.
Husband: What is this? Wife: This is a robot, I bought to have sex with when you are travelling… Husband: Okay…Lets have sex now… Wife: No sweetheart… yesterday I got my period, so I will go and make a cup of coffee for you… After she left the husband said: Damn I am so horny, I'll just f*ck this robot…So he tried and the man started talking in a metallic robotic way… “SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE… SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…” Husband: Damn this robot is not working properly…I'm throwing it out of the window…The man realized that he was on the 20th floor and said… “SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY AGAIN…” |
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