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Two nuns were shopping at a convenience store.

As they passed the beer cooler, one nun said, Wouldn't a nice cold beer or two on a hot summer evening be nice?

The second nun replied, "Yes it would sister, but I wouldn't feel comfortable buying beer since I am sure it would caused a scene at the register."

"I can handle that without a problem," the other nun replied as she picked up a 6-pack and headed for the register.

The cashier has a surprised look on his face as the 2 nuns put the six-pack of beer on the counter.

"We use beer for washing out hair", the nun explained. "Back at our convent we call it "Catholic Shampoo'."

Without a pause the cashier puts a bag of pretzel sticks in the bag, looks at the nuns, smiles and says, "The curlers are on the house!"

"A Veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America" for an amount of "up to and including my life."