hagan714

never have enough LT

Seer1

This thread is lunacy! I keep saying I'm not going to click on it anymore, but just can't stay away. So far I'm leaning toward chasing the devil out of the locker room and it's a conspiracy that's keeping him from starting. Somebody ought to open a Lithium kiosk somewhere on Bourbon Street.

TheOak

Made you click

Seer1

Dammit!

Choupique

tebow drinks shlitz light

skymike

Dont be silly.
theres no such thing as schlitz light.
would love me some schlitz, though.

for the record, I drink Lone Star, and Im not ashamed of it.
But I love Abita Purple Haze!!!!

CheramieIII

I really think he is more of a distraction than anything. good football skills but heavy on the drama

Seer1

Normally I should jump at the chance of being able to finally taste this fabled elixir, however, I feel the need to add in a performance clause. I would hate to be held at the mercy of some dumbassed GM who pulls him in just to sell #15 jerseys to the uneducated. I also suggest we name an arbiter to settle any disputes about the acceptable quality of his performance. I would ask Oak, but he is obviously slanted toward my point of view in this so how about Danno or Hagan who for some unfathomable reason seem to find value -outside of the obvious fact his mom is pure hot- in this young fellow? Would you accept a performance clause into this "discussion" and what would you see as an acceptable definition of his being a contribution to his new team?

BTW, I've had the opportunity to sample some Turbdog from time to time so I have high hopes for Abita.

; Your story isn't over yet ;

skymike

Huh? You said he was going to go play for the Omaha Meat, and I said uh uh, and you said something,I dont remember, but it probably means you dont think he'll play in the NFL anymore because whatever is supposed to be wrong with him, but its really B-cuz he talks about Jesus and that makes you mad, cause you play with your dingy, and you dont want to give it up, and I said He will be on an NFL roster by week 2.
If you want qualifiers, we can add: He will play by week 4. He might be the backup. He might start in place of an injured starter. Wildcat. Or special teams. Hell, he might punt. or dropkick. Or play TE. or wideout. Or kick the extry point. But he is a football player, and he's smart, and he was the best player in college, and he exercises every day. (Did you exercise today?) I wouldnt have him going off to the Memphis Ribs just yet.
And by the way, just because somebody roots for an underdog dont mean they's unedumocated. Otherwise, I'd be on Honey Boo Boo, b-cuz
I rooted for the Saints, who didnt belong on an NFL field for 21 years.

SO. Mouth. Meet money. Money, this is mouth. Yall shake.

skymike

oh yeah... this is for the people that dont love God n Amerca.

bump.

(and guns!) yall buncha commienests...