skymike

geez, what a family of attention whores. This whole thing needs Benny Hill music. You be the judge: What do you do?



1. First, I find a western belt and whip the kids ass.
2. Then I whip the brother's ass for lying.
3. Then I send dad the bill for emergency services.
4. Then the tv stations send dad a bill for the fuel costs for the choppers.
5. Then I have a sit down with the family, and explain to them that their tv
career is OVER. If you need to be on tv, learn to act, learn to sing, learn to dance, or play ball. Otherwise, we are not televising you any more.

I came up missing once as a kid. I was hiding in the closet. If my mom was
glad to see me when I emerged, she kept those feelings to herself. I got whipped with a western belt.

The next time I did something stupid, I let everyone know where I was.