Saints Retaining Carmichael and Rest of Staff
 

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Loomis: Look, we've been monitoring the situation since the end of the season, and, look, we've been reading what's been being said on Black & Gold, and, look, we just felt like we needed to rile up BakoSaint, Sinner, and K_Major even more. Mrs. B, Mom to me, is on board, as well. You see, look, we know this will have the desired effect moving forward. Next question?

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Loomis: Look, I like drinking. I start drinking first thing in the morning, I continue drinking all day. Arranging offensive coordinator interviews might interrupt my drinking. Pete Carmichael is a guy I like to drink with. He did fine at drinking this year. We are going to continue drinking together as long as our livers hold up. If mine fails, my friend Guido from the Black & Gold message board has promised to donate one to me. We will also be signing Peat, Thomas, etc to extensions so we can drink instead of bringing in free agents, and making some big trades in the draft so we have less picks and can drink instead of scouting players. Also we are bringing Jahvid Best out of retirement and if we lose next season we will blame it on unexpected injuries. Next question?

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Of course they aren't.

Why would they do anything that could make the team better?

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Expect more of the same on offense. It's insanity!

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Actually, I hoping to more of the offense that we had back in 2012 when Carmichael's playcalling led to the Saints finishing #3 in scoring and #2 in total yards. Hopefully Allen lets him open it up like he's always done in the past when he was call plays.

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To piss off Sinner. :D

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Drinking helps certain folks cope with unexpected injuries, false starts, fumbles on key plays, trainwreck-style choking at games that should easily be won, making no radical changes in personal or procedure after a dismal season, and laughing all the way to the bank, while loyal fans fork over their money for season tickets and merchandise.

For Loomis, it may be hard liquor. For Guido, it's Kool-Aid.

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Going out to buy some more merchandise! Have a nice day, Sinner. :D

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I prefer IPA's and Old Vine Zin, thank you very much. Never had a taste for Kool-Aid, even as a kid. Really not into anything sweet. Rarely have a soft drink, either. Like my coffee black and my iced tea unsweetened.

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See if you can find a T-Shirt with a photo of Dennis Allen wearing Vince Lombardi's fedora. Buy two, because your first one will be drenched with tears after the first few "offensive" plays of next pre-season, and you'll need a quick-change.

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Same Old $#!+.... obviously, the front office liked what Dennis Allen had to say as far as just keep doing what you're doing. I guess as fans will have to wait another year for that shake up we've been waiting on to happen last year.

On the bright side, maybe they'll have time to look at some qualified resumes for over a year. We are notoriously slow to make a move as a franchise. We've had two losing seasons in a row. I just don't see how we can keep doing what we're doing! This is absolutely the definition of insanity!

I have been a big supporter of Mickey Loomis but I'm beginning to have several questions.

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Unfortunately, several of your questions are being answered.

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True Dat!

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Well if I survived a few years of whomever Ditka's offensive coordinator was, I can survive another year of Carmichael. Just not looking forward to it.

Maybe Carmichael will find the magic, but right now not feeling confident about it. Willing to eat crow if he gets it together.

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Sorry, I only buy Saints merchandise. I don't buy shirts with some guy's picture on it. That'd be just weird. :(

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We'll be lucky to be able to eat falcon at this point.

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I'm hoping to see Carmichael get the magic back. He's had a great record of playcalling before this past season. He was always aggressive and the Saints put up bigger offensive numbers than they had with Payton making those calls. Not sure what happened this last season, but I for one will be looking for a rebound. Now we just have to settle on a QB, get the line back healthy, and teach our WR's to hold onto the ball.

:bng:

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Good a time as any to jump ship! You might look good in red and black. :D

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And you might look good in black and blue, but that doesn't make you any less of a Saints Fan. "Just keep doing what you're doing."

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I will be doing what I have been doing for the past 55 plus years. I'm going to be standing behind my Saints giving them my full support and looking forward to another great season.

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You want see that under Allen, period.

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We might win 6 or 7 games this next season

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PERIOD. ^^^

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We’re about to become **** franchise again.

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We won seven this past season with a has been QB and a decimated offensive line. We won seven games with receivers that included Tre'Quan and Callaway as starters. We won seven games having to play one of our "home" games abroad. We haven't even seen what we are going to do in free agency or via the draft. If Smash's dream comes true we could have multiple firsts, definitely extra seconds and/or thirds. I see no reason why seven games wouldn't be the floor instead of your ceiling. Honestly, we can only improve over last season.

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Faith, my friend. Faith.

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We saw it under Vitt and Kromer with Carmichael. No reason it can't happen again under Allen. But, you just keep not believing. I have enough faith and belief for all of us.

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I can think of one reason: What we allowed Sam Freakin Darnold to do to us in the Dome to close out this pathetic season. If a QB can put up 43 total yards, throw for zero touchdowns, and two interceptions, and our offense couldn't put up enough points to put that game away, you best believe that we may be headed for more pain. "Faith without works is dead." <<<--- Says so in the Bible.

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We'll surely get to see want we. Bet ur a$$ it ain't 20-0. Oh yeah, u wouldn't bet.

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2 thumbs up and a like.

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I agree 100%, halloween. I've never thought the Saints would go undefeated even at their peak under Sean Payton and Drew Brees, but it hurts nobody for me top predict 20-0, does it? ;)

:bng:

:beer:

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Oh, well. It is what it is. I hope you can handle it.

:bng:

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"Thank you sir, may I have another?"

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I'm not sure if we need to put K_Major and Sinner on suicide watch or murder watch. :D

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Well do something about it if you have a problem with it. :rolleyes: And *****ing and moaning on your laptop in a forum isn't likely your answer.

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"WE" are watching YOU. Take a deep breath. It's not going to be alright.

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I always breathe easy, my friend. ;)

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I'm doing it right about now. Chatting about this team's problem(s) with a few folks that feel the same way, and one who rolls his eyes and drinks unsweetened (sour) Kool-Aid, disguised as an IPA.