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this is a discussion within the Saints Community Forum; Originally Posted by TheOak It is old for them as well. Some fans can not walk into the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, stare at 200 dead younglings, and find solace in the architectural ambiance. Trust me when I say that ...
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Re: The NFL is rigged
Originally Posted by TheOak
Fun times with your Star Wars themed Saints critique.![]()
I recently wrote an article for my Fire Mickey Loomis site in a Game of Thrones theme: Dead Cap, Zombie Cap, and Mickey Loomis: The Night King of the Salary Cap the conclusion: In the Game of Thrones, the Night King lives far north of the wall. Rather than letting his mortal subjects rest in peace, he uses dark magic to resurrect the dead and dismembered as white walkers, undead zombies who plod around his kingdom doing his bidding and bringing sorrow to the living. But as the long night approaches he marches south to cross the wall and terrorize the kingdoms of men. As General Manager of the New Orleans Saints, Mickey Loomis is a self styled salary cap wizard. For most of the year he lives far north of the upcoming years salary cap, but as the new league year approaches he uses his dark salary cap magic to maneuver south of the cap, breaking down walls to cover as much territory as it takes in no time at all. He resurrects anticipated dead cap by restructuring the contracts of ineffective and dismembered players to turn dead cap into Zombie Cap, yielding long terms commitments to players with degenerative knee conditions who plod around the field as cap zombies, bringing sorrow to the kingdom of Saints fans. Every year, Loomis's army of cap zombies grows, and few contracts set to expire are allowed to rest in peace. Mickey Loomis is more than just a salary cap wizard, he is The Night King of the Salary Cap. And when a team can't afford to move on from players who play 10 games in 3 years, only beat XFL quality competition, or are due $25 million a year with a degenerative knee condition, etc, and the team is already $50 million over the 2025 salary cap before the 2024 season has ever started, you better believe that winter is coming, unless Mickey Loomis is soon banished beyond the walls of the Saints facility. https://www.firemickeyloomis.com/dea...the-salary-cap |
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