Analyzing The Saints (fmpov)

WillMacKenzie · 09-19-2007, 11:47 PM

Keys to success:

- Drink a good fifth of Crown before taking the field.

- At halftime, take in another few shots of whiskey to maintain on-field excellence.

- Defensive line constantly yells, "HUT HUT, HUT HUT", and other obscenities at the top of their lungs.

- Apply as many cheap hits on Vince Young as opportunity permits. Even late hits out of bounds.

- Offensive players feel free to accidently overrun the sideline to apply hits to Vince Young.

- Special Teams players, always stay in your lanes...which are right through Vince Young on the sidelines.

- Before post-game handshakes, have another drink, and apply more cheap hits to Vince Young.

And those are your Toyota Keys to Success.

P.S. Upon being confronted by Roger Goodell for usage of any of the previous keys, yell, "THINK FAST!" and apply a cheap hit.

haha, this is all jest of course!

09-19-2007, 11:47 PM	#2
WillMacKenzie 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,627	Re: Analyzing The Saints (fmpov) Keys to success: - Drink a good fifth of Crown before taking the field. - At halftime, take in another few shots of whiskey to maintain on-field excellence. - Defensive line constantly yells, "HUT HUT, HUT HUT", and other obscenities at the top of their lungs. - Apply as many cheap hits on Vince Young as opportunity permits. Even late hits out of bounds. - Offensive players feel free to accidently overrun the sideline to apply hits to Vince Young. - Special Teams players, always stay in your lanes...which are right through Vince Young on the sidelines. - Before post-game handshakes, have another drink, and apply more cheap hits to Vince Young. And those are your Toyota Keys to Success. P.S. Upon being confronted by Roger Goodell for usage of any of the previous keys, yell, "THINK FAST!" and apply a cheap hit. haha, this is all jest of course!