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* Brett Favre has become a grandfather. Or maybe he hasn’t. Or maybe he has. He’s still not sure.
* When Favre took his physical, under “known allergies” he put “training camp”
* Interesting NFL draft fact: Brett Favre is the only player to be drafted by an NFL team and the Confederate army.
* Yesterday Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner announced his retirement from football. Today Brett Favre called Warner to ask him how he is able to stay retired for so long.
* Brett Favre has yet to decide if he will return for another season. We wrote that four years ago, but it’s still true.
* Florida football coach Urban Meyer, who had resigned for health and family reasons, changed his mind 20 hours later after an emotional team meeting, an hour of practice, and a telephone conversation with Brett Favre.
* Minnesota Vikings defensive tackle Pat Williams says he’s “50/50″ on whether he’ll retire. Unlike Brett Favre who’s 50/50/50/50/50.
* Brett Favre has now beaten every team in the NFL. And retired from half of them.
* The Brett Favre Steak House has closed for remodling. When is reopens it will be the Brett Farve House of Waffles.
* Brett Favre added another record to his resume this week. The future Hall of Famer was said to be contemplating retirement for the 745th time, eclipsing the old mark held by pop diva Cher.
* Hall of Famer Joe Montana’s son, Nick, after years of watching his dad, will play quarterback at the University of Washington. In a similar story, Brett Favre’s son is quitting school and then re-enrolling, then quitting again, then going back for a year, then taking a break, then flirting with going back, then back to quitting but still studying a little, and then it’s just a guessing game.

Hey Goodell . . . This year we will kick ass for free!