Saint_LB

You reminded me of a joke...

A little old lady was shopping and when she got to the produce department, she asked the clerk, "How much are your potatoes?" The clerk answers, "I'm sorry ma'am, but we don't have any potatoes."

The old lady goes about her shopping, and a few minutes later she shows up in the produce department again and asks the same clerk, "How much are your potatoes?" Again the man answers, "I'm sorry, but we don't have any potatoes!"

The lady leaves but again after a few minutes she shows up and asks the same clerk, "How much are the potatoes?"

This time, the clerk asks the lady, "How do you spell "ball" like in "baseball"?

The old lady answers, "B A L L".

Then the clerk asks her, "How do you spell "fish" like in "catfish"?

The little old lady replies, "F I S H".

Then the clerk asks the lady, "How do you spell "frick" like in "potatoes"?

The old lady says, "There isn't any "frick" in potatoes."

The clerk says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you, ma'am, there ain't no frickin' potatoes!"

Whether you think you can or think you can't...you're right!