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papz · 06-03-2011, 02:57 PM

How many cats do you have?

skymike · 06-03-2011, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

FF

OUCH! This poor guy. Not only does this look painful, but man, he aint gonna impress no girls with that. He should definitely quote his numbers in centimeters.

skymike · 06-03-2011, 05:27 PM

What is the difference between a solstice and an equinox?

I get those two mixed up.

foreverfan · 06-03-2011, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by neugey

Is it safe to feed my nearby farm cat small quantities of french vanilla cappucino (aka cattucino)?

Actually cats start very young and are very easily addicted to coffee.

foreverfan · 06-03-2011, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by papz

How many cats do you have?

Did you find your 54 Chevy yet?

Actually you may find this hard to believe but I only have one cat.

I did have 2 cats that died but each lived 14 years.

SmashMouth had a cat from one of my cat's litters.

Actually the whole cat thing started on SR.com. I posted a few as a joke 8 years ago and my (at the time) 10 year old daughter and her friend thought it was cute. They sent me a few more and I posted them. Then it seemed to take on a life of it's own. I received PM from SR members saying they loved them, but it drove the homophobes nuts.

Needless to say, it ended bad but it's their loss.

When I started posting them here, it also created a stir. I did receive quite a few PM telling me they love them, but other not so much. In any case, funny cat pics seem to always pop up when you least expect them.

People have asked me why I don't use dogs. Dogs are too good and are more cute than funny. Cats display every bad human emotion and can be both funny and cute.

So what kind of person is FF? SkyMike says "I perfectly normal".

foreverfan · 06-03-2011, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by strato

Whats the value of a Browning sweet 16?..

I'd say 20-30 depending on the judge.

foreverfan · 06-03-2011, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by skymike

What is the difference between a solstice and an equinox?

I get those two mixed up.

Solstice makes your penis seem bigger.

Pontiac Solstice

Chevy Equinox

foreverfan · 06-03-2011, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by skymike

OUCH! This poor guy. Not only does this look painful, but man, he aint gonna impress no girls with that. He should definitely quote his numbers in centimeters.

SmashMouth · 06-03-2011, 07:03 PM

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

And what happens when you drive into a straight curve?

foreverfan · 06-03-2011, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

And what happens when you drive into a straight curve?

06-03-2011, 05:26 PM	#22
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Originally Posted by foreverfan FF OUCH! This poor guy. Not only does this look painful, but man, he aint gonna impress no girls with that. He should definitely quote his numbers in centimeters.

06-03-2011, 05:28 PM	#24
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by neugey Is it safe to feed my nearby farm cat small quantities of french vanilla cappucino (aka cattucino)? Actually cats start very young and are very easily addicted to coffee.
	Last edited by foreverfan; 06-04-2011 at 12:19 PM..

06-03-2011, 05:30 PM	#25
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by papz How many cats do you have? Did you find your 54 Chevy yet? Actually you may find this hard to believe but I only have one cat. I did have 2 cats that died but each lived 14 years. SmashMouth had a cat from one of my cat's litters. Actually the whole cat thing started on SR.com. I posted a few as a joke 8 years ago and my (at the time) 10 year old daughter and her friend thought it was cute. They sent me a few more and I posted them. Then it seemed to take on a life of it's own. I received PM from SR members saying they loved them, but it drove the homophobes nuts. Needless to say, it ended bad but it's their loss. When I started posting them here, it also created a stir. I did receive quite a few PM telling me they love them, but other not so much. In any case, funny cat pics seem to always pop up when you least expect them. People have asked me why I don't use dogs. Dogs are too good and are more cute than funny. Cats display every bad human emotion and can be both funny and cute. So what kind of person is FF? SkyMike says "I perfectly normal".
	2019 Death of a Parrot. Last edited by foreverfan; 06-03-2011 at 06:58 PM..

06-03-2011, 05:33 PM	#26
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by strato Whats the value of a Browning sweet 16?.. I'd say 20-30 depending on the judge.
	Last edited by foreverfan; 06-03-2011 at 06:54 PM..

06-03-2011, 05:37 PM	#27
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by skymike What is the difference between a solstice and an equinox? I get those two mixed up. Solstice makes your penis seem bigger. Pontiac Solstice Chevy Equinox
	Last edited by foreverfan; 06-03-2011 at 06:43 PM..

06-03-2011, 02:57 PM	#21
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06-03-2011, 05:27 PM	#23
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	What is the difference between a solstice and an equinox? I get those two mixed up.

06-03-2011, 05:42 PM	#28
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by skymike OUCH! This poor guy. Not only does this look painful, but man, he aint gonna impress no girls with that. He should definitely quote his numbers in centimeters.

06-03-2011, 07:03 PM	#29
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,123 Blog Entries: 29	How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? And what happens when you drive into a straight curve?

06-03-2011, 10:52 PM	#30
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by SmashMouth How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? Originally Posted by SmashMouth And what happens when you drive into a straight curve?
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