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SmashMouth · 06-04-2011, 04:40 PM

How many of the Saints players actually own cats? And who are they?

foreverfan · 06-04-2011, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

How many of the Saints players actually own cats? And who are they?

Actually the NFL banned players from owning cats because they were proven to be spys of Bill Belichick.

Cats have been forced underground and go by the name "Mike" to conceal their true idenity.

SmashMouth · 06-05-2011, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

Actually the NFL banned players from owning cats because they were proven to be spys of Bill Belichick.

Cats have been forced underground and go by the name "Mike" to conceal their true idenity.

Have they used waterboarding on these cats in order to extricate top secret information? If so , can you give us a few examples?

saintfan · 06-05-2011, 10:59 AM

How much wood can a woodchuck actually chuck?

SmashMouth · 06-05-2011, 02:01 PM

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foreverfan · 06-05-2011, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

Have they used waterboarding on these cats in order to extricate top secret information? If so , can you give us a few examples?

The last one actually lost and spilled the beans and told everybody that Daz is still a virgin.

foreverfan · 06-05-2011, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by saintfan

How much wood can a woodchuck actually chuck?

foreverfan · 06-05-2011, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

Is Dr. FF any relation to this guru?

No. But I may be related to this Guru.

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Srgt. Hulka · 06-05-2011, 05:40 PM

How many cats does it take to stretch around the world?
I was thinking just one if you pulled hard enough, but I need a professional opinion.

foreverfan · 06-05-2011, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka

How many cats does it take to stretch around the world?
I was thinking just one if you pulled hard enough, but I need a professional opinion.

The circumference of the earth at the equator is 24,901.55 miles and the average length of a domestic cat is 22 inches. This would mean that you would need 71,714,880 cats.

06-04-2011, 06:41 PM	#42
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by SmashMouth How many of the Saints players actually own cats? And who are they? Actually the NFL banned players from owning cats because they were proven to be spys of Bill Belichick. Cats have been forced underground and go by the name "Mike" to conceal their true idenity.

06-05-2011, 10:35 AM	#43
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,223 Blog Entries: 29	Originally Posted by foreverfan Actually the NFL banned players from owning cats because they were proven to be spys of Bill Belichick. Cats have been forced underground and go by the name "Mike" to conceal their true idenity. Have they used waterboarding on these cats in order to extricate top secret information? If so , can you give us a few examples?

06-05-2011, 03:05 PM	#46
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by SmashMouth Have they used waterboarding on these cats in order to extricate top secret information? If so , can you give us a few examples? The last one actually lost and spilled the beans and told everybody that Daz is still a virgin.
	Last edited by foreverfan; 06-05-2011 at 03:27 PM..

06-05-2011, 03:08 PM	#47
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by saintfan How much wood can a woodchuck actually chuck?

06-05-2011, 06:08 PM	#50
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka How many cats does it take to stretch around the world? I was thinking just one if you pulled hard enough, but I need a professional opinion. The circumference of the earth at the equator is 24,901.55 miles and the average length of a domestic cat is 22 inches. This would mean that you would need 71,714,880 cats.
	Last edited by foreverfan; 06-05-2011 at 08:33 PM..

06-04-2011, 04:40 PM	#41
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,223 Blog Entries: 29	How many of the Saints players actually own cats? And who are they?

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