Crusader

A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one
look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the
window. He immediately told her to get undressed.
After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While
doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or
dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her
breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate
breast cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his
patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked,
"Do you know what I am doing now?"
"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here
in the first place."

W.T. Sherman is my favorite General. After all he did order Atlanta to be burned to the ground.