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this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; *Cop pulls over a man* "sir id like you to take this breathalyzer test" man: "I cant, I have asthma, I might have an attack" cop: "then I need to take a blood sample" man: "no sir, I'm a hemophiliac, ...

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Old 07-22-2013, 01:35 PM   #11
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Re: Joke of the Day

*Cop pulls over a man*

"sir id like you to take this breathalyzer test"

man: "I cant, I have asthma, I might have an attack"

cop: "then I need to take a blood sample"

man: "no sir, I'm a hemophiliac, I might bleed to death"

cop: "ok, ill need a pee sample"

man: "I cant do that either officer, I'm a diabetic, I might get low blood sugar"

cop: "fine, just walk this line"

man: "I cant"

cop: "why?"

man: "cause I'm drunk"
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