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this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; *Cop pulls over a man* "sir id like you to take this breathalyzer test" man: "I cant, I have asthma, I might have an attack" cop: "then I need to take a blood sample" man: "no sir, I'm a hemophiliac, ...
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Re: Joke of the Day
*Cop pulls over a man*
"sir id like you to take this breathalyzer test" man: "I cant, I have asthma, I might have an attack" cop: "then I need to take a blood sample" man: "no sir, I'm a hemophiliac, I might bleed to death" cop: "ok, ill need a pee sample" man: "I cant do that either officer, I'm a diabetic, I might get low blood sugar" cop: "fine, just walk this line" man: "I cant" cop: "why?" man: "cause I'm drunk" |
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