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A little boy was sitting on the curb with a bottle of turpentine.

He was shaking it up and watching the bubbles when a priest walked by.

The priest asked the boy what he had in the bottle.

The little boy said, "Preacher, the most powerful liquid in the world is in this bottle!"

The priest said, "Oh no son! The most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water! You can pour a bottle of it on a pregnant woman's stomach and she will pass a baby boy!"

The little boy said, "Hell! That ain't nothing! You put 2 drops of this on a cat's a$$ and it will pass a motorcycle!"

"A Veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America" for an amount of "up to and including my life."