Joe Morgan arrested for DUI

09-20-2013, 10:20 PM

And here I thought, "Another one? Dude!" But I have learned some legal jargon, which can only make me sound smarter when I use it out of context.

The Dude · 09-20-2013, 10:25 PM

Yea I blew a .06 as well and got arrested. Attorney told me to plead not guilty and it was dismissed. Every lawyer I had for every dui I had told me to plead not guilty. Worked out for me.

exiled · 09-20-2013, 11:19 PM

If you are too drunk to drive - and pull over to sleep - do it in the passenger sear with the keys OUT of the ignition. this (should be) a minor offense.

The Dude · 09-20-2013, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by exiled

If you are too drunk to drive - and pull over to sleep - do it in the passenger sear with the keys OUT of the ignition. this (should be) a minor offense.

Yep.

TheOak · 09-21-2013, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by exiled

If you are too drunk to drive - and pull over to sleep - do it in the passenger sear with the keys OUT of the ignition. this (should be) a minor offense.

Put the keys in the glove box or console.

The Dude · 09-21-2013, 08:35 PM

Or just drag the girl you roofied out of the back seat and put her in the drivers side. Problem solved and plus shes twice as useful.

ChrisXVI · 09-21-2013, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by exiled

If you are too drunk to drive - and pull over to sleep - do it in the passenger sear with the keys OUT of the ignition. this (should be) a minor offense.

Boy that brings back memories LOL! It's almost like there's a certain point where you're so drunk that you actually start making good decisions again and do just like you described.

RailBoss · 09-23-2013, 02:56 AM

Joe told the Trooper "but you can't arrest me I'm a Saint" the Trooper told him "maybe but not tonight"
Probably saved him from getting robbed or carjacked. Although getting carjacked he would at least have a designated driver.

goguxxx · 09-23-2013, 05:26 AM

I dont get it why teams or the league or the NFLPA ( i never understood the role of the organization other than getting players more $$ ) dont make it mandatory for players not to drive . Your playing football for 20 mil $,you can afford a driver,you ahole . Im sure there is a clause in their contract somewhere that states they are not allowed to perform dangerous activities,why the hell isnt there a no drive clause also?

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09-20-2013, 10:25 PM	#102
The Dude 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 9,050	Re: Joe Morgan arrested for DUI Yea I blew a .06 as well and got arrested. Attorney told me to plead not guilty and it was dismissed. Every lawyer I had for every dui I had told me to plead not guilty. Worked out for me.
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09-20-2013, 11:19 PM	#103
exiled Site Donor Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: on the road - now based in Austin, TX Posts: 483	Re: Joe Morgan arrested for DUI If you are too drunk to drive - and pull over to sleep - do it in the passenger sear with the keys OUT of the ignition. this (should be) a minor offense. Beastmode likes this.

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The Dude 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 9,050	Re: Joe Morgan arrested for DUI Originally Posted by exiled If you are too drunk to drive - and pull over to sleep - do it in the passenger sear with the keys OUT of the ignition. this (should be) a minor offense. Yep. exiled likes this.
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TheOak 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Cypress Tx. Posts: 19,027	Re: Joe Morgan arrested for DUI Originally Posted by exiled If you are too drunk to drive - and pull over to sleep - do it in the passenger sear with the keys OUT of the ignition. this (should be) a minor offense. Put the keys in the glove box or console.

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09-21-2013, 08:35 PM	#106
The Dude 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 9,050	Re: Joe Morgan arrested for DUI Or just drag the girl you roofied out of the back seat and put her in the drivers side. Problem solved and plus shes twice as useful. Utah_Saint likes this.
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09-21-2013, 08:52 PM	#107
ChrisXVI 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 11,482	Re: Joe Morgan arrested for DUI Originally Posted by exiled If you are too drunk to drive - and pull over to sleep - do it in the passenger sear with the keys OUT of the ignition. this (should be) a minor offense. Boy that brings back memories LOL! It's almost like there's a certain point where you're so drunk that you actually start making good decisions again and do just like you described.

09-23-2013, 02:56 AM	#108
RailBoss 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: South Of The Mason Dixon Line Posts: 7,113	Re: Joe Morgan arrested for DUI Joe told the Trooper "but you can't arrest me I'm a Saint" the Trooper told him "maybe but not tonight" Probably saved him from getting robbed or carjacked. Although getting carjacked he would at least have a designated driver.

09-23-2013, 05:26 AM	#109
goguxxx Registered Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Romania Posts: 63	Re: Joe Morgan arrested for DUI I dont get it why teams or the league or the NFLPA ( i never understood the role of the organization other than getting players more $$ ) dont make it mandatory for players not to drive . Your playing football for 20 mil $,you can afford a driver,you ahole . Im sure there is a clause in their contract somewhere that states they are not allowed to perform dangerous activities,why the hell isnt there a no drive clause also?

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