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papz · 06-02-2011, 10:54 AM

After I pee pee, as I zip up and walk away, I always have this second wave of drippings role down my leg. Is this normal or do I have some sort of bladder issue?

foreverfan · 06-02-2011, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by papz

What the frick? How come we aren't getting any damn answers!?

Hold on damn it. Don't piss on youself.... This is exactly why I like urinal walls.

Originally Posted by papz

After I pee pee, as I zip up and walk away, I always have this second wave of drippings role down my leg. Is this normal or do I have some sort of bladder issue?

IMPORTANT: Don't forget to wash your hands, dry off and apologize to the guy next to you.

This is exactly SkyMike's wife makes him pees outside on the fence.

GREAT NEWS PAPZ: There is a procedure to correct this.

You can actually do this with some KY and the parking break cable from a 54 Chevy.

OTHER RECOMMENDATIONS: Do not use your underwear's fly. Pull the top band down and place it under your nads before you wizz. This will lift the scrotum to help with elimination. Other than that I suggest you sit down.

FF

skymike · 06-03-2011, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

FF

OUCH! This poor guy. Not only does this look painful, but man, he aint gonna impress no girls with that. He should definitely quote his numbers in centimeters.

skymike · 06-03-2011, 04:27 PM

What is the difference between a solstice and an equinox?

I get those two mixed up.

foreverfan · 06-03-2011, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by skymike

What is the difference between a solstice and an equinox?

I get those two mixed up.

Solstice makes your penis seem bigger.

Pontiac Solstice

Chevy Equinox

foreverfan · 06-03-2011, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by skymike

OUCH! This poor guy. Not only does this look painful, but man, he aint gonna impress no girls with that. He should definitely quote his numbers in centimeters.

06-02-2011, 09:22 PM	#2
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by papz What the frick? How come we aren't getting any damn answers!? Hold on damn it. Don't piss on youself.... This is exactly why I like urinal walls. Originally Posted by papz After I pee pee, as I zip up and walk away, I always have this second wave of drippings role down my leg. Is this normal or do I have some sort of bladder issue? IMPORTANT: Don't forget to wash your hands, dry off and apologize to the guy next to you. This is exactly SkyMike's wife makes him pees outside on the fence. GREAT NEWS PAPZ: There is a procedure to correct this. You can actually do this with some KY and the parking break cable from a 54 Chevy. OTHER RECOMMENDATIONS: Do not use your underwear's fly. Pull the top band down and place it under your nads before you wizz. This will lift the scrotum to help with elimination. Other than that I suggest you sit down. FF
	2019 Death of a Parrot. Last edited by foreverfan; 06-03-2011 at 03:59 AM..

06-03-2011, 04:26 PM	#3
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Originally Posted by foreverfan FF OUCH! This poor guy. Not only does this look painful, but man, he aint gonna impress no girls with that. He should definitely quote his numbers in centimeters.

06-03-2011, 04:37 PM	#5
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by skymike What is the difference between a solstice and an equinox? I get those two mixed up. Solstice makes your penis seem bigger. Pontiac Solstice Chevy Equinox
	Last edited by foreverfan; 06-03-2011 at 05:43 PM..

06-03-2011, 04:42 PM	#6
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by skymike OUCH! This poor guy. Not only does this look painful, but man, he aint gonna impress no girls with that. He should definitely quote his numbers in centimeters.

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papz Problem? Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New Orleans Posts: 11,774	After I pee pee, as I zip up and walk away, I always have this second wave of drippings role down my leg. Is this normal or do I have some sort of bladder issue?

06-03-2011, 04:27 PM	#4
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	What is the difference between a solstice and an equinox? I get those two mixed up.