Crusader

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q: What do the Mafia and a ***** have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep ****.

Q: Why don't black people go on cruises?
A: They already fell for that trick once.

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been ****ing the chickens!

Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.

Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.

Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Q: What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.

Q: How do they say "**** you" in Los Angeles?
A: Trust me.

Q: What do you call a gangbanger behind bars?
A: Anything you want.

Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road?
A: Forget about it.

Q: What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
A: Good morning ladies.

Q: What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times?
A: Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

Q. What’s the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?
A. A bandleader ****s his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.

W.T. Sherman is my favorite General. After all he did order Atlanta to be burned to the ground.

foreverfan

Q: What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
A: Nothing... she's already been told twice.

Q: What do you call a Dago genie?
A: A fart in a coke bottle.