Saints Retaining Carmichael and Rest of Staff

AsylumGuido · 01-19-2023, 01:28 PM

AsylumGuido · 01-19-2023, 01:36 PM

Loomis: Look, we've been monitoring the situation since the end of the season, and, look, we've been reading what's been being said on Black & Gold, and, look, we just felt like we needed to rile up BakoSaint, Sinner, and K_Major even more. Mrs. B, Mom to me, is on board, as well. You see, look, we know this will have the desired effect moving forward. Next question?

BakoSaint · 01-19-2023, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by AsylumGuido

Loomis: Look, we've been monitoring the situation since the end of the season, and, look, we've been reading what's been being said on Black & Gold, and, look, we just felt like we needed to rile up BakoSaint, Sinner, and K_Major even more. Mrs. B, Mom to me, is on board, as well. You see, look, we know this will have the desired effect moving forward. Next question?

Loomis: Look, I like drinking. I start drinking first thing in the morning, I continue drinking all day. Arranging offensive coordinator interviews might interrupt my drinking. Pete Carmichael is a guy I like to drink with. He did fine at drinking this year. We are going to continue drinking together as long as our livers hold up. If mine fails, my friend Guido from the Black & Gold message board has promised to donate one to me. We will also be signing Peat, Thomas, etc to extensions so we can drink instead of bringing in free agents, and making some big trades in the draft so we have less picks and can drink instead of scouting players. Also we are bringing Jahvid Best out of retirement and if we lose next season we will blame it on unexpected injuries. Next question?

Sinner · 01-19-2023, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by BakoSaint

Loomis: Look, I like drinking. I start drinking first thing in the morning, I continue drinking all day. Arranging offensive coordinator interviews might interrupt my drinking. Pete Carmichael is a guy I like to drink with. He did fine at drinking this year. We are going to continue drinking together as long as our livers hold up. If mine fails, my friend Guido from the Black & Gold message board has promised to donate one to me. We will also be signing Peat, Thomas, etc to extensions so we can drink instead of bringing in free agents, and making some big trades in the draft so we have less picks and can drink instead of scouting players. Also we are bringing Jahvid Best out of retirement and if we lose next season we will blame it on unexpected injuries. Next question?

Drinking helps certain folks cope with unexpected injuries, false starts, fumbles on key plays, trainwreck-style choking at games that should easily be won, making no radical changes in personal or procedure after a dismal season, and laughing all the way to the bank, while loyal fans fork over their money for season tickets and merchandise.

For Loomis, it may be hard liquor. For Guido, it's Kool-Aid.

AsylumGuido · 01-19-2023, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by Sinner

Drinking helps certain folks cope with unexpected injuries, false starts, fumbles on key plays, trainwreck-style choking at games that should easily be won, making no radical changes in personal or procedure after a dismal season, and laughing all the way to the bank, while loyal fans fork over their money for season tickets and merchandise.

Going out to buy some more merchandise! Have a nice day, Sinner.

Sinner · 01-19-2023, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by AsylumGuido

Going out to buy some more merchandise! Have a nice day, Sinner.

See if you can find a T-Shirt with a photo of Dennis Allen wearing Vince Lombardi's fedora. Buy two, because your first one will be drenched with tears after the first few "offensive" plays of next pre-season, and you'll need a quick-change.

AsylumGuido · 01-19-2023, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by Sinner

For Loomis, it may be hard liquor. For Guido, it's Kool-Aid.

I prefer IPA's and Old Vine Zin, thank you very much. Never had a taste for Kool-Aid, even as a kid. Really not into anything sweet. Rarely have a soft drink, either. Like my coffee black and my iced tea unsweetened.

dizzle88 · 01-19-2023, 02:18 PM

Of course they aren't.

Why would they do anything that could make the team better?

AsylumGuido · 01-19-2023, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by dizzle88

Of course they aren't.

Why would they do anything that could make the team better?

To piss off Sinner.

NOLA54 · 01-19-2023, 02:24 PM

Expect more of the same on offense. It's insanity!

01-19-2023, 01:28 PM	#1
AsylumGuido 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bossier City, LA Posts: 26,472	Saints Retaining Carmichael and Rest of Staff Twitter Twitter Rugby Saint II likes this.

01-19-2023, 01:36 PM	#2
AsylumGuido 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bossier City, LA Posts: 26,472	Re: Saints Retaining Carmichael and Rest of Staff Loomis: Look, we've been monitoring the situation since the end of the season, and, look, we've been reading what's been being said on Black & Gold, and, look, we just felt like we needed to rile up BakoSaint, Sinner, and K_Major even more. Mrs. B, Mom to me, is on board, as well. You see, look, we know this will have the desired effect moving forward. Next question?

01-19-2023, 01:50 PM	#3
BakoSaint 1000 Posts + Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 2,303	Re: Saints Retaining Carmichael and Rest of Staff Originally Posted by AsylumGuido Loomis: Look, we've been monitoring the situation since the end of the season, and, look, we've been reading what's been being said on Black & Gold, and, look, we just felt like we needed to rile up BakoSaint, Sinner, and K_Major even more. Mrs. B, Mom to me, is on board, as well. You see, look, we know this will have the desired effect moving forward. Next question? Loomis: Look, I like drinking. I start drinking first thing in the morning, I continue drinking all day. Arranging offensive coordinator interviews might interrupt my drinking. Pete Carmichael is a guy I like to drink with. He did fine at drinking this year. We are going to continue drinking together as long as our livers hold up. If mine fails, my friend Guido from the Black & Gold message board has promised to donate one to me. We will also be signing Peat, Thomas, etc to extensions so we can drink instead of bringing in free agents, and making some big trades in the draft so we have less picks and can drink instead of scouting players. Also we are bringing Jahvid Best out of retirement and if we lose next season we will blame it on unexpected injuries. Next question? SmashMouth and Sinner like this.
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01-19-2023, 02:38 PM	#4
Sinner 1000 Posts + Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,041	Re: Saints Retaining Carmichael and Rest of Staff Originally Posted by BakoSaint Loomis: Look, I like drinking. I start drinking first thing in the morning, I continue drinking all day. Arranging offensive coordinator interviews might interrupt my drinking. Pete Carmichael is a guy I like to drink with. He did fine at drinking this year. We are going to continue drinking together as long as our livers hold up. If mine fails, my friend Guido from the Black & Gold message board has promised to donate one to me. We will also be signing Peat, Thomas, etc to extensions so we can drink instead of bringing in free agents, and making some big trades in the draft so we have less picks and can drink instead of scouting players. Also we are bringing Jahvid Best out of retirement and if we lose next season we will blame it on unexpected injuries. Next question? Drinking helps certain folks cope with unexpected injuries, false starts, fumbles on key plays, trainwreck-style choking at games that should easily be won, making no radical changes in personal or procedure after a dismal season, and laughing all the way to the bank, while loyal fans fork over their money for season tickets and merchandise. For Loomis, it may be hard liquor. For Guido, it's Kool-Aid. BakoSaint likes this.
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01-19-2023, 02:40 PM	#5
AsylumGuido 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bossier City, LA Posts: 26,472	Re: Saints Retaining Carmichael and Rest of Staff Originally Posted by Sinner Drinking helps certain folks cope with unexpected injuries, false starts, fumbles on key plays, trainwreck-style choking at games that should easily be won, making no radical changes in personal or procedure after a dismal season, and laughing all the way to the bank, while loyal fans fork over their money for season tickets and merchandise. Going out to buy some more merchandise! Have a nice day, Sinner.

01-19-2023, 02:46 PM	#6
Sinner 1000 Posts + Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,041	Re: Saints Retaining Carmichael and Rest of Staff Originally Posted by AsylumGuido Going out to buy some more merchandise! Have a nice day, Sinner. See if you can find a T-Shirt with a photo of Dennis Allen wearing Vince Lombardi's fedora. Buy two, because your first one will be drenched with tears after the first few "offensive" plays of next pre-season, and you'll need a quick-change.
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01-19-2023, 02:43 PM	#7
AsylumGuido 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bossier City, LA Posts: 26,472	Re: Saints Retaining Carmichael and Rest of Staff Originally Posted by Sinner For Loomis, it may be hard liquor. For Guido, it's Kool-Aid. I prefer IPA's and Old Vine Zin, thank you very much. Never had a taste for Kool-Aid, even as a kid. Really not into anything sweet. Rarely have a soft drink, either. Like my coffee black and my iced tea unsweetened.

01-19-2023, 02:18 PM	#8
dizzle88 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 11,518	Re: Saints Retaining Carmichael and Rest of Staff Of course they aren't. Why would they do anything that could make the team better? Rugby Saint II, Sinner, K Major and 1 others like this.

01-19-2023, 02:33 PM	#9
AsylumGuido 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bossier City, LA Posts: 26,472	Re: Saints Retaining Carmichael and Rest of Staff Originally Posted by dizzle88 Of course they aren't. Why would they do anything that could make the team better? To piss off Sinner.

01-19-2023, 02:24 PM	#10
NOLA54 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,708 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Saints Retaining Carmichael and Rest of Staff Expect more of the same on offense. It's insanity! Rugby Saint II, Sinner and halloween 65 like this.