When your toilet is clogged and the landlord is not going to send a plumber as quickly as your like, coming to grasps with it does not require pretending it doesnt stink or agreeing with the landlords delays.

I guess your toilet remains perpetually clogged given your level of discontent. Maybe it's time for you to move to a different house if you hate the one you are in so much. I have heard there are 31 others that have some vacancies.

As for myself, my toilet is operating quite well, thank you.

But, then again, perhaps the problem is that you are dropping so much crap that there isn't any plumbing system on Earth that can satisfy your personal needs. Ever consider changing your diet?

Has Mickey Loomis ever considered cutting back on the booze? I will be content when he checks into Betty Ford and out of Airline Drive.

Maybe you two could share a room in some psychiatric facility. That would actually be funny. The one thing in the entire world that appears to totally envelope your consciousness being right there in the bed next to you. Do you have dreams about Mickey? The way every thread in the joint gets twisted into a forum for your hatred of the man is incredible. I can't see how he wouldn't live in your head even in your sleep. God I hope he's our GM forever.