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Old 06-02-2011, 01:27 PM   #11
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Roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour.
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Old 06-02-2011, 02:48 PM   #12
 
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Roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour.
hmmmmm ... the math does not compute ... help me out here ...
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Old 06-02-2011, 04:55 PM   #13
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hmmmmm ... the math does not compute ... help me out here ...
You honestly thought it would? LOL


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which is smaller, inches or centimeters? I need to be able to quote a more impressive number.
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What the frick? How come we aren't getting any damn answers!?
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Old 06-02-2011, 08:57 PM   #16
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which is smaller, inches or centimeters? I need to be able to quote a more impressive number.
3 inches converts to 7.62 centimeters. So FF, I would definatly go with centimeters if I were you.
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Roughly 11 meters per second, is 24.6063 miles per hour to be exact.



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which is smaller, inches or centimeters? I need to be able to quote a more impressive number.
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3 inches converts to 7.62 centimeters. So FF, I would definatly go with centimeters if I were you.
Mike... this may be stretching the truth a bit, but you could tell her you have 72.6 millimeters.

Is there anything smaller than a millimeter?


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