Joke of the Day

Saint_LB · 10-16-2011, 09:54 AM

A huge hawk swooped to the ground and grabbed a small field mouse and gobbled him down whole. The mouse worked his way through the hawks stomach and intestines until he was able to push his head out of the hawks rear end. By this time, the hawk had flown high into the sky. The mouse looked down and said,

"Oh, my! Mr. Hawk, how high are we?"

The hawk answered, "Oh...about 500 feet."

The mouse exclaimed, "You wouldn't $hit me, would you?!"

QBREES9 · 10-19-2011, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by Saint_LB

A huge hawk swooped to the ground and grabbed a small field mouse and gobbled him down whole. The mouse worked his way through the hawks stomach and intestines until he was able to push his head out of the hawks rear end. By this time, the hawk had flown high into the sky. The mouse looked down and said,

"Oh, my! Mr. Hawk, how high are we?"

The hawk answered, "Oh...about 500 feet."

The mouse exclaimed, "You wouldn't $hit me, would you?!"

LOL

10-16-2011, 09:54 AM	#1
Saint_LB Deuce Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,894	A huge hawk swooped to the ground and grabbed a small field mouse and gobbled him down whole. The mouse worked his way through the hawks stomach and intestines until he was able to push his head out of the hawks rear end. By this time, the hawk had flown high into the sky. The mouse looked down and said, "Oh, my! Mr. Hawk, how high are we?" The hawk answered, "Oh...about 500 feet." The mouse exclaimed, "You wouldn't $hit me, would you?!" foreverfan, QBREES9 and Mr.Riaton like this.
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10-19-2011, 12:02 AM	#2
QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,989	Originally Posted by Saint_LB A huge hawk swooped to the ground and grabbed a small field mouse and gobbled him down whole. The mouse worked his way through the hawks stomach and intestines until he was able to push his head out of the hawks rear end. By this time, the hawk had flown high into the sky. The mouse looked down and said, "Oh, my! Mr. Hawk, how high are we?" The hawk answered, "Oh...about 500 feet." The mouse exclaimed, "You wouldn't $hit me, would you?!" LOL

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