Joke of the Day

Danno · 01-15-2013, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by Crusader

So after I showered yesterday I was drying my dick with the blowdryer.
My wife walked in and asked me what the hell I was doing.
Apparently "heating your dinner" was not the right answer...

I spewed on my keyboard!!!

foreverfan · 01-15-2013, 10:47 PM

Seattle the day after they legalized Marijuana in Washington.

foreverfan · 01-16-2013, 12:33 AM

Dear God,

Please Give Clothes to the Girls on SmashMouth's Computer.

Amen.

foreverfan · 01-16-2013, 12:37 AM

Answer to Age Old Question....

WhoDat!656 · 01-17-2013, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

Answer to Age Old Question....

Yes they do!

foreverfan · 01-16-2013, 12:41 AM

foreverfan · 01-16-2013, 12:47 AM

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foreverfan · 01-16-2013, 12:52 AM

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foreverfan · 01-16-2013, 01:11 AM

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: Jan 15, 2012

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.

I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

01-15-2013, 03:56 PM	#1
Danno Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,758	Re: Joke of the Day Originally Posted by Crusader So after I showered yesterday I was drying my dick with the blowdryer. My wife walked in and asked me what the hell I was doing. Apparently "heating your dinner" was not the right answer... I spewed on my keyboard!!!

01-15-2013, 10:47 PM	#2
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Joke of the Day Seattle the day after they legalized Marijuana in Washington.
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01-16-2013, 12:33 AM	#3
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Joke of the Day Dear God, Please Give Clothes to the Girls on SmashMouth's Computer. Amen.

01-16-2013, 12:37 AM	#4
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Joke of the Day Answer to Age Old Question....

01-17-2013, 09:42 PM	#5
WhoDat!656 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 16,094	Re: Joke of the Day Originally Posted by foreverfan Answer to Age Old Question.... Yes they do!

01-16-2013, 12:41 AM	#6
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01-16-2013, 12:47 AM	#7
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01-16-2013, 12:50 AM	#8
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01-16-2013, 01:11 AM	#10
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Joke of the Day A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: Jan 15, 2012 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!
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