You need some new material hoss.

Okay Rosie. Here goes: We have so much talent on this team, it’s just that our quarterback is azzwipe, our receivers run stale routes, Taysom doesn’t get utilized properly, Kamara doesn’t get utilized properly, our kicker misses field goals, our offensive line is weak, our vaunted defense gets gassed when they’re not getting lit up by less than stellar opponents, we commit too many penalties, the refs are against us, we don’t wear proper cleats, and we lack the intensity, consistency and discipline to win games, or at least make them interesting… and there’s that Pete Carmichael fella…

There. Is that better? We need a new Head Coach.

How’s this one… Tell Loomis to take a hike. More to your liking?

We need a new Head Coach.... boldly printed on the paper bag hood!

“Yeah but it’s not duh eighties…”

That's right. Saints fans who want to wear a bag should wear plastic bags and discover that they don't bi*** much after a few breaths...or lack of........

A plastic bag won’t do much damage while we’re snoring in it.

Let's find out! Do you know any Atlanta fans that we could experiment on?

You mean the leaders of our Division? *cough…