foreverfan

You know LB there is a bad joke thread.

Saint_LB

ha ha

A wealthy rancher was returning from inspecting his cattle on the northern range. He returned to find that his ranch house had been burnt to the ground, all his livestock dead, his wife had been raped and killed...and when the sheriff came to inspect everything, he said that it looked like the work of "Black Bart."

He asked who that was. The sheriff explained he was this huge man, about 6' 8", huge, rippling muscles from head to toe, wearing all black and riding a black horse.

The rancher decided he was going to find Black Bart and he was going to make sure that he didn't do anything like that again.

So...he rode his horse into town and went into the saloon. He asked if anyone had seen Black Bart. One man in the corner spoke up and said that he had been in there about 2 hours ago, and when he left he noticed he was riding east.

The rancher got onto his horse and rode east about an hour until he came into the next town. He went into the saloon and asked the same question. Again, one guy at the bar says that he had been there but had left, and he noticed that he left town riding south.

The rancher gets onto his horse and rides south about 30 minutes until he rides into the next town. He again asks the question, and again one guy playing poker speaks up and says that he was there but had left, and he noticed that he was riding his horse towards the west.

The rancher gets onto his horse and rides west for about 15 minutes until he comes into the next town. He goes into the saloon and he asks if anybody has seen Black Bart, and one guy playing the piano says that he had been there but had already left, and when he left he saw him riding towards the north.

The rancher gets onto his horse and rides north. He goes only about 5 miles when he rides into another town. He goes into the saloon and asks the question about Black Bart. One guy says that he was just here and believes he went to the saloon across the street.

The rancher goes across the street, and when he walks into the saloon he sees this giant of a man sitting playing poker. He is very rough looking with scars on his face and has a very mean, spiteful look on his face.

The rancher comes up to the man and says..."Are you Black Bart?"

He answers, "Yeah...I am."

The rancher says, "Did you rape and kill my wife?"

Black Bart answers, "Yeah."

The rancher asks, "Did you kill all my livestock?"

He again answers, "Yeah."

The rancher asks, "Did you burn down my ranch house too?"

Black Bart stands up, towering over the rancher. He has beady, mean looking eyes, and in a very low, mean voice, he responds,

"Yeah...what about it?"

The rancher looks up at the large, mean looking man, who is twice his size and is standing ready to draw his guns.

The rancher says as he is looking up to the monster....



















"You better cut that $hit out!"

Whether you think you can or think you can't...you're right!