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saintfan · 06-02-2011, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

Roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour.

African or European?

SmashMouth · 06-02-2011, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

Roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour.

hmmmmm ... the math does not compute ... help me out here ...

saintfan · 06-02-2011, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

hmmmmm ... the math does not compute ... help me out here ...

You honestly thought it would? LOL

skymike · 06-02-2011, 06:44 PM

which is smaller, inches or centimeters? I need to be able to quote a more impressive number.

papz · 06-02-2011, 08:21 PM

What the frick? How come we aren't getting any damn answers!?

Srgt. Hulka · 06-02-2011, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by skymike

which is smaller, inches or centimeters? I need to be able to quote a more impressive number.

3 inches converts to 7.62 centimeters. So FF, I would definatly go with centimeters if I were you.

foreverfan · 06-02-2011, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by papz

What the frick? How come we aren't getting any damn answers!?

Hold on damn it. Don't piss on youself.... This is exactly why I like urinal walls.

Originally Posted by papz

After I pee pee, as I zip up and walk away, I always have this second wave of drippings role down my leg. Is this normal or do I have some sort of bladder issue?

IMPORTANT: Don't forget to wash your hands, dry off and apologize to the guy next to you.

This is exactly SkyMike's wife makes him pees outside on the fence.

GREAT NEWS PAPZ: There is a procedure to correct this.

You can actually do this with some KY and the parking break cable from a 54 Chevy.

OTHER RECOMMENDATIONS: Do not use your underwear's fly. Pull the top band down and place it under your nads before you wizz. This will lift the scrotum to help with elimination. Other than that I suggest you sit down.

FF

foreverfan · 06-02-2011, 09:29 PM

Roughly 11 meters per second, is 24.6063 miles per hour to be exact.

foreverfan · 06-02-2011, 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by skymike

which is smaller, inches or centimeters? I need to be able to quote a more impressive number.

Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka

3 inches converts to 7.62 centimeters. So FF, I would definatly go with centimeters if I were you.

Mike... this may be stretching the truth a bit, but you could tell her you have 72.6 millimeters.

Is there anything smaller than a millimeter?

neugey · 06-03-2011, 01:30 PM

Is it safe to feed my nearby farm cat small quantities of french vanilla cappucino (aka cattucino)?

06-02-2011, 01:27 PM	#11
saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by foreverfan Roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour. African or European?

06-02-2011, 02:48 PM	#12
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,554 Blog Entries: 29	Originally Posted by foreverfan Roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour. hmmmmm ... the math does not compute ... help me out here ...

06-02-2011, 04:55 PM	#13
saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by SmashMouth hmmmmm ... the math does not compute ... help me out here ... You honestly thought it would? LOL

06-02-2011, 08:57 PM	#16
Srgt. Hulka 1000 Posts + Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 4,417	Originally Posted by skymike which is smaller, inches or centimeters? I need to be able to quote a more impressive number. 3 inches converts to 7.62 centimeters. So FF, I would definatly go with centimeters if I were you.

06-02-2011, 09:22 PM	#17
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by papz What the frick? How come we aren't getting any damn answers!? Hold on damn it. Don't piss on youself.... This is exactly why I like urinal walls. Originally Posted by papz After I pee pee, as I zip up and walk away, I always have this second wave of drippings role down my leg. Is this normal or do I have some sort of bladder issue? IMPORTANT: Don't forget to wash your hands, dry off and apologize to the guy next to you. This is exactly SkyMike's wife makes him pees outside on the fence. GREAT NEWS PAPZ: There is a procedure to correct this. You can actually do this with some KY and the parking break cable from a 54 Chevy. OTHER RECOMMENDATIONS: Do not use your underwear's fly. Pull the top band down and place it under your nads before you wizz. This will lift the scrotum to help with elimination. Other than that I suggest you sit down. FF
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foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Roughly 11 meters per second, is 24.6063 miles per hour to be exact.
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06-02-2011, 09:31 PM	#19
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by skymike which is smaller, inches or centimeters? I need to be able to quote a more impressive number. Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka 3 inches converts to 7.62 centimeters. So FF, I would definatly go with centimeters if I were you. Mike... this may be stretching the truth a bit, but you could tell her you have 72.6 millimeters. Is there anything smaller than a millimeter?
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