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this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; Originally Posted by foreverfan Saints recently installed this device to the locker room to help influence certain players by lighting a fire under their ass. The Saints are 3-1 and have won 3 in a row. It must have worked....

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Old 10-01-2018, 03:46 PM   #1371
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Saints recently installed this device to the locker room to help influence certain players by lighting a fire under their ass.

The Saints are 3-1 and have won 3 in a row. It must have worked.
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Old 10-06-2018, 06:27 PM   #1372
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LSU loses by 8 to Florida. I'm not worried. We are going to beat the crap out of Alabama.

I didn't know Trump is an Alabama fan.

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Old 10-07-2018, 09:14 PM   #1373
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”

The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”

The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?”

The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”

The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”

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Old 10-07-2018, 09:20 PM   #1374
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Duck walks into a bakery. “Do you have any spare bread?”

Baker: “No, duck, I have no bread for you!”

Next day, duck walks back in. “Do you have any spare bread today?”

Baker: “No duck! I have no damned bread for you!!!!”

Next day, duck walks back in. “How about today? Do you have any spare bread today?”

Baker: “NO DUCK! AND IF YOU ASK ME AGAIN, I’ll NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!!!”

Next day, duck walks back in. The baker glowers at the duck. The duck looks back. Finally, the duck ask, “Do you have any nails?”

The baker is surprised. “Why no, duck, I haven’t any nails!”

The duck says, “Good. Do you have any spare bread?”
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Old 10-08-2018, 06:10 AM   #1375
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My boss phoned me today.

He said, “Is everything okay at the office?”

I said, “It is all under control. It’s been a very busy day. I haven’t stopped to take a break all day.”

“Can you do me a favor?” he asked.

I said, “Of course, what is it?”

“Pick up the pace a little. I’m in the foursome behind you.”
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:16 PM   #1376
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