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this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; Al Sharpton reported today that Walt Disney's new film called “Jet Black” the African-American version of “Snow White" has been canceled. All of the 7 dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive By, Homeboy, and Shanky-Skank have refused to sing “Hi ...

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Old 01-16-2019, 12:04 AM   #1411
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Al Sharpton reported today that Walt Disney's new film called “Jet Black” the African-American version of “Snow White" has been canceled.

All of the 7 dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive By, Homeboy, and Shanky-Skank have refused to sing “Hi Ho” because they say it offends black prostitutes.

They also have no intention of singing, “It's off to work we go"
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Old 01-16-2019, 12:18 AM   #1412
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Man tells Asian prostitute that she gave him AIDS...
She said, "No. You pay for it."




















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Old 01-16-2019, 06:37 AM   #1413
 
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I opened my electric bill at the same time I opened my water bill.

Needless to say, I was shocked.
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What does POTUS & SCOTUS have in common?














They're both "Ruth-less"
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This is a little easier on the eyes!!!

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The "real joke of the day". The officiating at the NFC Championship game. That joke was so funny it made me cry.
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A man dies and goes to hell. Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one.
At the door to German Hell, he is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
He does not like the sound of that, so he checks out American Hell, Russian Hell and many more. They are all similarly gruesome. However, at Nigerian Hell a long line of people is waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Nigerian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that's the same as the others," says the man. "Why are so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because of the power cuts, the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable. And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business."
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